Turtle

A very lucky turtle

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The odds of being slapped by a random turtle in the middle of the ocean are low, but never zero.

[Turtle @turtleeny]

@hicasamadim 72

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Tucker Carlson just gave the most brutally honest marriage advice I’ve ever heard:

Don’t say “Whatever you want, babe.”

When she asks orange or pink napkins? You confidently say “Pink.” She’ll correct you to orange — then you immediately declare “Orange is perfect” like it was your idea. Same with dinner. She doesn’t want you to hand over every decision. She wants you to lead… while she still feels heard.

Tucker’s line: “You’re repeating her choice back to her as a decision.”

Raw. Funny. And probably true.

A lot of modern relationship advice ignores how men and women actually communicate in real life. Getting this dynamic right can save years of unnecessary fights.

I laughed because I’ve seen this exact dance play out. Tucker has zero filter and it’s oddly refreshing.

Married or about-to-be-married people — how accurate is this in your experience?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Using physics to hit a pool shot in the right place

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Caterpillar tail disguised as snake head

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE WARRIORS.

[Turtle @turtleeny]

@SamMonsonNFL @IfindRetards

[Turtle @turtleeny]

@IfindRetards Put that racist news anchor in prison!!!

[Mike Reiss @MikeReiss]

Now official: The Patriots will wear their white jersey/white pants combination in Super Bowl LX.

They had the choice as the "home" team.

[Milton Williams @miltonw_12]

AFC CHAMPS 🏆

[Football @BostonConnr]

1st Team Ever to go 9-0 on the road in a single season

Legendary

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

THE PATRIOTS ARE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL

[Savage @Savageboston]

Such an incredibly important player to the Patriots.

What an offseason addition.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Perfection

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Josh Allen is now 0-3 in OT since the NFL changed the overtime rules for him

[Savage @Savageboston]

Oh. Interesting. 🤔

[Savage @Savageboston]

Watch this right now

[The Gilly Lock @BumpNrunGilm0re]

People probably hot that the patriots back so fast. lol