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everything you could ever want, and a whole lot less

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@AaronGleeman We want goldy! We want goldy!

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@DyFrex___ @tristanbard0516 I remember seeing something about this, and I’m 99% sure that this is accurate but you can fact check me… Sicily is actually CLOSER to Washington DC than Hawaii is. That doesn’t change the fact that Hawaii is closer to the continental US, but to the capital… Sicily is closer

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Snap yo fingers and RT for a chance to win 2 VIP tickets to our @TPAIN Post Game Concert on June 15th!

https://t.co/FI9x7dmI9T

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@SethTweets @TwinsAlmanac I’m not sure how high in the minors they need to be but a guy who went to my high school was recently drafted and plays for the Mets high-A affiliate

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@mnwild @ticasino #mnwildfirst BOLDy

[Frankie G @FrankieG1998]

Twins 9 run inning off the Yankees with the Benny Hill music

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@brainwxrms Gone girl

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@Ismynewaccount @traceexile @SamBuntz Holy fuck geographically this is so mind boggling… but it’s 100% accurate. Hawaii is 4,762 miles from Washington, while Sicily is 4,707 miles. It’s a less than 100 mile difference. I’m flabbergasted

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@brn_frnnds @FilsDessalines @willmenaker … good point

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@LPontheleft @marcusparks @HenryLovesYou @BenKissel

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

Donner Lake, CA is uhhhhhh not named after Santa's reindeer

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@James_Holzhauer Tell me you put in a late bet on the Vikings at half

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@marwasf @websta12345 Eric ever question

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@Ninja @gucci Come thru I’m already here

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

Ayo???

[Sullivan King 🩸 @SullivanKing]

Damn, the bestie @KaiWachiMusic is playing his biggest headline show in Minneapolis tmrw… it would be a such a shame if I didn’t like fly out to catch him throw the fuck down huh 👀

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

Remember earlier this year when Bryce Harper was voted the “most overrated player in the MLB?”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Bryce Harper cranks one on the first pitch‼️

(via @Phillies)

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

Fuck

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@biboofficial Call me maybe is my take on this

[turtle 🐢 @turtleertl]

@LPOTLmemes I’m trying guy