Stan

[Stan @turtlestan]

Our stable genius

[Edward Hardy @EdwardTHardy]

Donald Trump: "I'm not sure that I've ever even heard of a Category 5"

This is the 4th Category 5 hurricane to hit the US since Donald Trump became President

2017 - Hurricane Irma and Hurricane Maria

2018 - Hurricane Michael

2019 - Hurricane Dorian

[Stan @turtlestan]

@Patriots @JordanWesty1 @TomBrady Can’t think of a better guy to share a birthday with! Go Pats!

[Stan @turtlestan]

@CalebJHull I forgot, when did he serve? Oh yeah.....

[Stan @turtlestan]

@ashleyhessmusic Eugene Oregon Hult Center

[Stan @turtlestan]

@JordanWesty1 I have this for sale, just wish I had gotten your autograph- I’m a friend of Brian Rosenthal. I’m moving and as much as I’d like to take it with me I’m afraid it won’t survive a 2500 mile trip. I’m in Lincoln. Maybe one of your followers would be interested in it?

[Stan @turtlestan]

@937JakeSorensen They might score 98....

[Stan @turtlestan]

@GBRosenthal That won’t happen any more than it does elsewhere- as an Oregonian living in Nebraska I hate not being able to pump my own gas when I’m visiting there

[Stan @turtlestan]

@sbledsoe Horrible twist, hope it gets shelved

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[Stan @turtlestan]

@Husker247BC Headline Tre Bien

[Stan @turtlestan]

@howiemandel your signatures on the cards are different - one at an angle, the one the magician showed you at the end is straight up ....?

[Stan @turtlestan]

#agt signatures not in same places....?

[Stan @turtlestan]

@AGT Howie's signatures in different places....?

[The Beavs @BeaverAthletics]

A message from @BeaverMBB Head Coach @waynetinkle following today's incident in Barcelona.

[Stan @turtlestan]

@FoxNews reported 4 men's basketball teams are safe in Barcelona. Univ/Oregon was mentioned as one of the 4 - it's actually Oregon St Univ

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Blacks disproportionately killed by cops
"All lives matter"
White supremacist commits terrorist act
"All sides" 2 blame
See how that works?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Polls are starting to look really bad for Obama. Looks like he'll have to start a war or major conflict to win. Don't put it past him!

[Stan @turtlestan]

@937JakeSorensen Are you?

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

Bush: Did you destroy our Towers?
Bin Laden: No.
Bush: Ok I believe you. We shall build an anti-terrorism unit together to stop attacks.

[Benny The Beaver @BennyBeaver]

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#GoBeavs #CWS