Darcie Streeter-Oxland

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

@BritishGas_UKB please could you help me!! I’m finding it hard to get answers about my business account on the phone 😭😭 hoping that twitter can save me

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

@LidlGB sorry to be a pain, but I’ve noticed an error in your shortbread packaging that has quite upset me. It says ALL butter but is in fact only 32% butter. WHAT. All I wanted was shortbread support during these long dark winters.

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

How does one sleep without her feet under the duvet? Asking because it’s 700 degrees but I’m also scared of the monster under my bed.

[Ella @elc1x]

“What’s ur sc” just go away

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

I just got an email with the subject line: Lilac and Green and tbh I’m over the moon

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

Don’t you think it’s mad how we have to pay to have an ID, like why am I paying to evidence my existence, I’m stood right in fucking front of yas.

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

Finding out that the days of the week are all named after celestial bodies makes me like living more.

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[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

Can I just say that I don’t think anyone with a Somerset accent is the love of my life

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

If you are not angry that women are being attacked by police officers at a vigil in memory of a woman who was attacked by a police officer, YOU’RE NOT LISTENING

[freya @freyacarr]

as if this was RT’d onto my tl by THE SAME GUY who smashed up my car while a friend and I were INSIDE, making me scared to drive by myself/ at night for months.. &feel like I wasn’t safe n was putting my friends at risk.. HIS MUM N DAD DONT EVEN KNOW #accountability

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

Not ALL men sexually assault women but a hell of a lot of you have stayed silent when your voice mattered the most.

[Poppy ‎⍟ @poppyyhughes]

You might say not all men but 97% of young women have been sexual assaulted so it’s a hell of a lot of ya

[Joe Wells (Neurodivergent Moments Podcast out now) @joewellscomic]

TV Idea: #NotAllSnakes
Men who say "Not All Men" are introduced to a variety of snakes. Not all of them are venomous.

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

@tamara_eternity You’re getting pics all day now for that trash talk

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

Anyone else look down at their feet in the shower and see their big toes as two lil’ alien eyes staring back at them, or are you guys normal?

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

@tamara_eternity OFFENSIVE CONTENT WARNING

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

@freyacarr @JoePeeks6 @Sonbelievable @tamara_eternity I hope the combination of your wisdom and being stuck in doors has taught them how to have a good time

[Darcie Streeter-Oxland @turtleydarc]

@freyacarr @JoePeeks6 @Sonbelievable @tamara_eternity I’ll be FUCKIN fuming if this doesn’t happen for at least one of us

[Evan James @evanjmez]

Climate change INCLUDES snow storms and record breaking winters