Chris Turton

Arsenal FC, indie/rock, middle-aged runner. Charity fundraiser. UW partner. Regional co-ordinator for

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This dolphin and child noticed each other and instantly became friends

[KitAid @KitAid]

Think these guys in Uganda are happy to receive their @WatfordFC training tops and boots!!

@WatfordFCAcad @WatfordMayor #watford

[Chris Turton @turts6]

I’m sure Messi was offside for the first goal, haven’t seen a replay anywhere…

[Chris Turton @turts6]

Yesssss 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. Just wow. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Attitude > Altitude. @_DeclanRice

[Chris Turton @turts6]

@Sakaextra2 Marc Overmars, Glenn Helder

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Chris Turton @turts6]

❤️ 🏆⚽️

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

TO EVERY ARSENAL FAN WHO WAITED 22 YEARS, THIS MOMENT IS YOURS ❤️ 🙌

@Arsenal

[Chris Turton @turts6]

Great film!

[score guy @highburyhigh]

Fever pitch is on CH4 tonight! 11.10pm

[Chris Turton @turts6]

❤️

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

A classy club, congratulations on your title, @Arsenal 🏆

🕊️♾

[Chris Turton @turts6]

🙌

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Mark your calendar 🗓️

We are delighted to announce that we will come together with our supporters and community for a special parade, starting from 2pm on Sunday 31 May 👇

[Everton FC News 💙 @NilSatisNews]

👏Congratulations to Former Everton Player Mikel Arteta on winning his first @premierleague title as manager of Arsenal. 🇪🇸🔵

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Don’t say anything, just repost!😂

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Chris Turton @turts6]

Come on you Gunners! 🏆 I

[blur @blurofficial]

Parklife reached number 1 in the UK album charts on this day in 1994.

[Arsenal Radar @ArsenalRadar]

A blatant handball and suddenly everyone’s gone quiet…

But if it was Arsenal, there’d be 50 angles, 12 debates and an emergency Sky Sports panel by now. #mcicry

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

For every video posted by rival fans showing a decision that went in favour of Arsenal, Arsenal fans responded with at least 3 videos showing Arsenal being robbed under similar circumstances.

Even in my next life I still want to be an Arsenal fan.