Tushar Baid

A Dweeb?

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

Jasprit Bumrah is set to become the 11th T20I captain of the Indian Men's team on Friday.

- Captain Bumrah....!!!!!

[Ahmed Shariff 🇮🇳 @TheAhmedShariff]

I've stayed in 2 countries that "copied Western culture" & they copied different things...

🇸🇦 - Technology, professionalism, manufacturing know-how, best business practices

🇮🇳 - Wokism, pub culture & alcoholism, shallow relationships & hookup culture, 🏳️‍🌈

[𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐎𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐬 🇮🇳 @Stroke0Genius18]

Shri Narendra Damodardas Modi- BA, MA

Other Cabinet Ministers

1. Defence – Shri Rajnath Singh- BSc, MSc (Physics)

2. External Affairs – Dr. Subramaniyam Jaishankar- BSc, MA(Double), M Phil, PhD, Ex-Diplomat(IFS)

3. Home Affairs – Shri Amit Shah- BSc in Biochemistry

4. Finance & Corporate – Smt. Nirmala Sitaraman- BA, MA, M Phil

5. Transport & Highways – Shri Nitin Gadkari- B Com, LLB

6. Commerce, Consumer Affairs & Textiles – Shri Piyush Goyal- B Com, LLB, CA

7. Heavy Industries & Public Enterprises – Dr. Mahendra Nath Pandey- MA, PhD(BHU)

8. Tribal Affairs – Shri Arjun Munda- BA, PG Diploma

9. Civil Aviation – Shri Jyotiraditya Scindia- BA(Harvard), MBA(Stanford)

10. Education & Skill – Shri Dharmendra Pradhan- Masters degree in Antrhopology

11. Railways, Communications & IT – Shri Ashwini Vaishnaw- B Tech, M Tech(IIT), MBA(USA), Ex-IAS

12. Social Justice & Empowerment – Dr. Virendra Kumar- MA(Economics), PhD

13. Health, Chemical & Fertilizers – Dr. Mansukh L. Mandaviya- MA, PhD

14. Environment, Forest, Labour & Employment – Shri Bhupendra Yadav- BA, LLB

15. Minority Affairs – Shri Mukhtar Abbas Naqwi- BA, MA, PGDM

16. Women & Child Development – Smt. Smriti Irani- B Com (Incomplete)

17. Law & Justice – Shri Kiren Rijiju- BA, LLB

18. Jal Shakti – Shri Gajendra Singh Shekhawat- MA and Masters in Philosophy, Former Civil Servant

19. Micro, Small & Medium Enterprises – Shri Narayan Rane- High School

20. Animal Husbandry, Dairy & Fisheries – Shri Parshottam Rupala- BSc, BEd

21. Agriculture – Shri Narendra Singh Tomar- Graduate

22. Ports, Shipping & Waterways – Shri Sarbananda Sonowal- BA, LLB, BCJ

23. Rural Development & Panchayati Raj – Shri Giriraj Singh- Graduate

24. Petroleum, Gas, Housing & Urban – Shri Hardeep Singh Puri- BA, MA, Ex-Diplomat IFS

25. Steel – Shri Ramchandra Prasad Singh- BA, Masters in International Relations, Ex-IAS

26. Food Processing Industries – Shri Pashupati Kumar Paras- Graduation

27. Power, New & Renewable Energy – Shri Raj Kumar Singh- BA, LLB, Ex-IAS

28. Parliamentary Affairs & Coal – Shri Pralhad Joshi- BA

29. Culture, Tourism, Development of North Eastern Region – Shri G. Kishan Reddy- Diploma in Tool Engineering Educated at Central Institute of Tool Engineering

30. Information Broadcasting, Youth & Sports – Shri Anurag Thakur- BA, Captain in Territorial Army

Ministers of State (Independent Charge)

31. Shri Rao Inderjit Singh-BA,LLB

32. Dr. Jitendra Singh- M.B.B.S., M.D. (Medicine), Fellowship (Diabetes) MNAMS (Diabetes and Endocrinology), Honorary PhD Educated at Stanley Medical College, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, All India Institute of Medical Science, New Delhi, Government Medical College, Jammu and Amity University,Noida

Ministers of State

Gen. (Dr.) Vijay Kumar Singh(Retd)- Ph.D., PG Diploma in Training and Development of HR; Master of Strategic Studies Educated at Barkatulla University, Bhopal; ISTD, New Delhi; Army War College, Mhow and Army War College, USA

Dr. Mahendra Munjapara-MBBS, lMD (Physician and Cardiologist)

Dr. Bhagwat Kishanrao Karad-MBBS,MS,Mch,FCPS (Pediatric & General Surgeon)

Shri Faggan Singh Kulaste- BA,MA,BEd, LLB

Smt. Darshana JardoshVikranbhai-B Com(Economics & Banking)

Shri Raosaheb Dadarao Danve-BA

Sadhvi Niranjan Jyoti-Intermediate

Dr. Bharati Pravin Pawar-MBBS

Shri Vellamvelly Muraleedharan-BA(English Literature)

Shri Arjun Ram Meghwal-BA,MA,LLB,MBA,Ex-Civil Servant(Rajasthan State Services)

Smt. Meenakshi Lekhi-BSc(Hons),LLB

Dr. Rajkumar Ranjan Singh-MA(Geography),PhD

Shri Ramdas Bandu Athawale-Intermediate

Shri Abbaiah Narayanaswamy-BA

Smt. Pratima Bhoumik-BSc

Shri Ashwini Kumar Choubey-BSc (Hons.) Zoology

Shri Nityanand Rai-BA(Hons.)

Shri Ajay Mishra-BSc,LLB

Shri Nisith Pramanik-BCA

Shobha Karandlaje-BA,MA

Shri Kailash Choudhary-BA,BPed

Dr. Loganathan Murugan-BA, MA, LLB, PhD

Dr. Sanjeev Kumar Balyan-BVSc & Animal Husbandry, M V Sc in Veterinary Sciences, Ph.D. in Veterinary Anatomy

#Kajol #ModiGovt #BJP4IND

[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

Puzzle solved. I was wondering where they entered France from..

#Wokeflix #FranceRiots

[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

They burnt down the biggest Library in Marseille, France.

Rightfully so. Why does it need an entire building to hold and read 1 book. ‘The Book’ 🤲🏻

#FranceRiots #Wokeflix

[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

There are more Muslims in UP than whole of Europe. @EU_Commission & @vonderleyen should invite @myogiadityanath for a lecture on how to maintain Law and Order and do in front of Eiffel Tower.

#FranceRiots #Wokeflix

[Balaji @balajis]

Might be of interest to @jaekwon @BillAckman @joerogan @jason and others who funded the charity debate prize. https://t.co/fuoMlfr7Px

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

What a video.

Bairstow carrying one of the oil protestors in his shoulder.
https://t.co/BxALRoE9ov

[Tushar Baid @tusharrbaid]

@fuckshee Za

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Earlier Cricketers would respond with their Bat or ball, now they respond via Instagram stories.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Sorry south India, this is the best breakfast

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

No @ashwinravi99 for #India is a big mistake .. !! #WTC2023

[Wokeflix @wokeflix]

No amount of Harvard Education can cure this…

[Kodaishutir Kochuri Karyakarta @BarkusMaximus]

Most of you are from small town and had no exposure in langauge, cinema,music and public behaviour. First time you stepped into your college you felt out of place.

But I have a solution for you losers.A masterclass on sounding cool. A one stop solution providing thread:🧵(1/n)

[Tushar Baid @tusharrbaid]

@ULTRAGLOSS @VedantRusty @RoastHimJim

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Life is difficult

[Tushar Baid @tusharrbaid]

RT @wokeflix: Respect level: Ultra Pro Max @Rivaba4BJP

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

In the honourable guidance of…

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Mohit Sharma was bowling an excellent over, then Pandya bhai sahab went over to have a chat, he got hit for a 6 & 4 🤦

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

If IPL 2023 were a movie, this is the movie poster