lehr beidelschies

[lur bi-dul-sheez]
Editor/Producer at Everything Is Terrible! (and Technicolor)
Card-Carrying Beagleman

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Schrödinger's unboxing videos

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Hear me out: maybe the billionaire Titanic-enthusiast wasn’t a “good”stepdad?

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Finding out the blink 182 submarine stepson was jailed for making death threats to various female rave DJs & im at about the limit of information I can take in on this news story

[Film Vs Film Podcast @FvFPodcast]

This week, we submit our top Tom Cruise picks to @tuskofsquirrel — “Top Gun: Maverick” or “Minority Report”? Can we handle the truth?

Listen on your podcast app or check out our YouTube: https://t.co/TE3AIQ1P7y

[The DTV Digest's Short Shots @DTVShortShots]

We recommend you check out 7-minute comedy THE CUTBACK [Dir. Lehr Beidelschies, 2011] at https://t.co/1zgxzoU8vG [@tuskofsquirrel / #ShortFilm / #ShortShots / @TheDTVDigest]

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@youshouldaffirm @ITYSL_memes Oh god… someone else found it…

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Confession: I have “faked it” my whole life. AMA

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Cruise is the best Tom. Sorry,
Tommy.

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I bet Chaz Dean is a good conversationalist.

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@swthiede Can’t surf! Can’t breathe in the ocean! Dolphins don’t need swimming partners! I don’t eat air!

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Okay, hear me out, but:

The ocean kinda sucks.

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@raee @swthiede Love all those animals, but they’d probably prefer we stay up here.

And I get my vast nothingness from life itself :)

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@swthiede Change my mind!

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@QuinnBoyes Right? My ancestors didn’t learn to breathe air because they hated swimming or chlorine…

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@QuinnBoyes Go on…

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I can confirm I will probably be funny maybe at least once. The odds are with me.

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@alyssa_sabo Have you tried an American Girl doll instead?

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@SoftMascWitch Oo the socks really pull it together. Well done!

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@burncoryburn There is so much to unpack here…

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@sikklaffter Why couldn’t you let me have this?!?

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@FernieCommaAlex Ok, cop.

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@bunnyhuunq This tweet has “I climbed Everest and it was great”-energy