Alec

Laugh, it looks good on you ♋️🕉

[⋆.ೃ࿔ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ 🪼🪻🫧🪷🪸 @sam_h0tbath]

What if this year they didn’t cancel or postpone any music festivals, you just had to be in a hamster ball the whole time

[⋆.ೃ࿔ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ 🪼🪻🫧🪷🪸 @sam_h0tbath]

I love parmeasan cheese

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

yogurt water

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

Send me your birth date, time, location, mother’s maiden name, and blood type so I know it’s real

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

I love when you walk outside and it smells like beef jerky

[Blake Azevedo @B_Azevedo24]

Me and Matt are no longer allowed in @IHOP

[actually dom @penguinbydom]

Why do older adults use “...” in the weirdest places...

Me: Ok cool! Looking forward to it.

Them: Sounds good...

Does it not sound good? I’m so confused.

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

Please don’t post more than 2x on your stories for anything. You aren’t @jvn and you aren’t that fabulous #sry

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

I actually use urban dictionary p often to stay hip wit da interweb lingo tbh

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i want to be alone but like around other people

[SZA @sza]

SMOKE A BLUNT EXFOLIATE REPLACE HIM REPEAT . https://t.co/HVnaoCvDaT

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

All out of coffee this morning...but we do have coffee stout #howdoyoutakeyourcoffee

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

@cbrems73 You're at the UU....

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

Guess I missed the boat on the whole "Everybody go to fuckin Santorini" train this year #obviouslysalty

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

a REAL photo of what earth looks like from space . don't believe what NASA PHOTOSHOPPED PROPAGANDA TELLS YOU

[LILJON @LilJon]

AM I WRONG FOR TAKIN A SHIT N DA CLUB! AN IT WAS A BIGGGGGGGG 1! THANK GOD VEGAS BATHROOMS R DA CLEANESET N AMERICA!

[⋆.ೃ࿔ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ 🪼🪻🫧🪷🪸 @sam_h0tbath]

My excuse when it's 2 hours after my friends are expecting me and I haven't left yet

[Alec @tuurtle_jello]

It's been a lit day for twitter #twitteraintdead #SolarEclipse2017