Jared Anderson

maker of software. dad to 5 monsters. retweeter.

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@markdalgleish Tweet as Facts

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@darylginn 7. Their MacBook is fully charged

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@notcapnamerica Only if I missed the chance to say, “Hi gay, I’m dad.”

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@jeffreymdurkin @DavidKPiano #toosoon

[Shit Product Manager @shitPM]

Engineer when Engineer when
you invite you don’t invite
them to a them to a
meeting. meeting.

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

She’s a NaN because she does math in JavaScript

[Wilson Wilson @euboid]

Can devs please chill 😐

[selbekk @selbekk]

That's it. I solved front end development.

[Marja Hölttä @marjakh]

Off by one

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@Joelbdenning How does one find themselves in such a situation: arrays with a negative or non-number array length?

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@simpsoka @vercel Life goals

[annie @soychotic]

Every time I have a programming question and I rly need help, I post it on Reddit and then log into another account and reply to it with an obscenely incorrect answer. Ppl don’t care about helping others but they LOVE correcting others. Works 100% of the time

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@legalbear123 I eloped: 10/10 would recommend.

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

I’m on a 700 day streak learning Spanish on Duolingo! Join me? https://t.co/EgemYkJbor

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

@LDSssTeacher Sometimes revelation is just desperation.

[Jared Anderson @tuxsudo]

We don’t talk about Bruno just sing.