Ty

grilled cheese

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In Challengers (2024), that “ball POV” sequence wasn’t one shot. It was 23 separate shots stitched together. Director Luca Guadagnino told the VFX team:

“The audience needs to be the ball.”

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

so funny when people say “it might rain.” that’s just always true. it always might rain

[MLB Scorigami @MLBgami]

FINAL: Astros 9, Angels 7

No scorigami. This score has happened 1,260 times in MLB history, most recently less than ten minutes ago.

[Berl¡n @realmfberlin]

you guys get some sleep. i'll handle staying up and googling stuff.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

obviously green is go and red is stop but yellow… yellow eludes me. but god is it beautiful

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

POND

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Doing DoorDash in a forklift

[steak @communicat1022]

Poop tomatoes or pee blueberries and suicide is not on the table

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

White people be like my dog got 5k back on taxes

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

At a house party fuckin with the microwave lol

[the giggler @melonsodsie]

350 degrees, 400 degrees, etc. All classic examples of oven temperatures

[Ty @tvac98]

@CoachGoldenEra Mmmmm burger

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

Culver’s was promised to me 3000 years ago

[chad @chasedbywasps]

[guy who lives in a dome] well, I'll be in my dome

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

wassup! Just died . Yep. Am dead . Wbu man how are you