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Happy ukulele player, coffee maker and beer drinker!

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"No one has the right not to be offended (...)Just because you're offended,it doesn't mean you're in the right" GRAN @rickygervais

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@Ricken @MontanaDecision Que cabró! Treballes per Choco?
Les baralles que he tingut amb els teus colegues aquí als US, mare de Déu.

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@xavisic Enhorabona!
Aquella idea ja semblava molt clara fa anys a l'Ateneu!
Me n'alegro que l'hagis tirada endavant.

[Jordi Unclu Garrot @UncluGarrot]

Hahahaha m'ha fet gràcia aquest

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This👇🧵

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The fact that the cops tackled the man who stopped the Colorado Springs shooter, handcuffed him, and locked him in a cruiser feels way too much like them tackling parents in Uvalde. In both cases it wasn’t enough to be useless, they had to punish those who tried to actually help.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Once in a while SNL still nails it

[AlistairDodds 🇵🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸 @AlsDodds]

The Basque language has always been surrounded by mystery with regards to its origin. Today, there has been a massive breakthrough on its history and origin 🧵

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😯😯😯😯😯

[Letícia Galera-Laporta @leticia_gala]

Very excited about our new paper published today at @ScienceMagazine! This is my 1st-author paper as a postdoc, together with Dr. Kikuchi (@kaitochondria)! https://t.co/TJ88hwLsBz Check this awesome thread to see how spores use electricity to process information while they sleep!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

TRAGICALLY hilarious.

[Dank Left @LaterCapitalism]

How capitalism managed to make people forget what a foolish idea it is

[El Torres @ElTorres72]

Veo esto, y la cantidad de vídeos de youtube buscando "errores", "fallos de guion" y demás...Y sí, me confirma que más allá de los clickbaits, hemos perdido por entero el sentido de maravillarnos.
Vemos cosas para cabrearnos, para buscar fallos.
Olvidamos el porqué de la ficción.

[Dank Left @LaterCapitalism]

Good point

[Ryan Arey - Find me on Substack! @ryanarey]

Hahahahaha

[Scott Edelman @scottedelman]

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

[Ryan Arey - Find me on Substack! @ryanarey]

The bolt of electricity that holds the pods together in Phantom Menace is more original than any idea from Rise of Skywalker.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

According to the ancient stoic philosophers, you can lead a happier life if you just chill the fuck out once in a while.

[trevor lahey @xalleejx]

oh so god could kill his own son but i can’t