Cruella Del Draggo

After 14 years on Twitter I finally created an account to crack banter about my soaps

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

She has all these cosmetic surgeries, yet year after she returns to having the pre surgery body. Might've been better off with gastric bypass. #thevalley

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Looks like Brit is proving Kristen's point given how arguably sober the others are. #thevalley

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Janet needs to find a storyline if she doesn't want to film motherhood scenes with her cast mates. Because what's she going to do now that there's no Danny to blame. #thevalley

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Every time Ruella turns her head she morphs into a who from whoville. #RHORI

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

First she sticks her barefoot into a trash can, now she's walking around barefoot where leeches live. #RHORI

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Omg girl, bad news is to
be shared in neutral public spaces. Bringing it to Ruella's house is tacky. #RHORI

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Drew is out here calling a thing a thing and these women a decade older than her are literally running from being next to her. #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

K Michelle mentions being southern every scene she's in. #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Is that production in the back pretending to be customers. #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Oh Liz is on that Colombian marching powder. Now things are starting make sense. #RHORI

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

That's what Jo Ellen gets for trying to play both sides. #RHORI

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Shamea and these pre rehearsed lines. #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

K Michelle every episode.
#RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Let this be Kelli's last season. Send her back under that bridge. #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Is it alcohol and pills? Is it mental? Is it meth? K Michelle a little old not to look at these broads and say "IDK what you heard about me, go hear it again". #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Don't bring K Michelle back. She can be a victim at home and talk herself into circles, there. #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Oh that's 36.... deadass thought that women is in her 50's. #BelleCollective

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Oh these materialist broads are not giving what they think they're giving. Just ungrateful for a gaggle who sucked and fucked their way into designer goods. #rhoa

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Where did his accent go... #RHOA

[Cruella Del Draggo @tvwithchrissy]

Andy's drinking game phrase should be "stream of revenue". #RHOBH