Steve Hughes

Never knowingly overwhelmed.

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@JustynTyme_ @StephenKing Hate to break it to you, but telling somebody how they shouldn't write is tantamount to telling them how they should write. 🤯

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@RussellDutton @alwoodswork @jessphillips No, I think that they probably know what that word means.

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@Herring1967 Yeah, but what sort of loser would watch somebody play snooker against themselves, even if it was in a well organised knockout tournament?

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@AidanJohnMoffat I lost all of my respect for you when you sold out and dressed like a whore to get a boy.

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@travis_view So hard to find an unused shallow grave site these days.

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@ArabStrapBand @laroutedurock @M_Middleton_UK @AidanJohnMoffat @rockactionrecs Thanks for that Aidan, there's now an old man swearing on my telly 😁

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@joehutch @OwenJones84 There's a difference between 'left wing' and 'left wing compared to Peter Hitchens', I think they'd only meet one version.

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@stuartdolan @ManMadeMoon @eliistender10 I would have to be *very* bored to give that a go!

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@stuartdolan @ManMadeMoon @eliistender10 I've never been able to look at sandpaper in the same way!

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@ATGFestival Only Shallow: My Bloody Valentine, Loveless

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Made a video about my Qatar World Cup sticker album of dead workers. #BoycottQatar2022 #Qatar2022

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@Carla_Baron @LeahRemini Just a thought, but perhaps Ms Remini has had enough experience of people claiming to 'have all of the answers but be unable to let you in on the secret until after the cheque has cleared' to not be suckered in by a Twitter troll claiming magic powers??

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@caitlinmoran You got so close to spelling that last word properly.

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@DPJHodges Boy George did more for twatting around in silly hats than anyone else around that campfire.
You don't see Tory apologists bringing that up when it's irrelevant though do you?
Homophobic, that's what I call it.

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@JonathanPieNews I've got my fingers crossed for two weeks of "I'm Boy George and I'm going to mess with a Tories head by flirting outrageously until he runs away to mummy", only way I can imagine any entertainment coming out of Hand-cocks paid sabbatical.

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@MichaelRosenYes I'm sure you'll come up with an adequate description if you just... concentrate?

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Manchester City Council @ManCityCouncil: Remove our Noise Abatement Notice - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/n0fagbnThA via @UKChange

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@AugustBreak118 @travis_view And then they came for the pedalers of nonsense supplements, but I said nothing, for I was not a pedaler of nonsense supplements....

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@MIAuniverse Nope

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@sleafordmods Make sure they're not lit, ring of fire and all that.

But on a more serious note, I've already bought some cos we've already had brief power cuts. Not a good sign for the coming winter.