birthday suit samus

$cashapp me @ $twattydilf

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the venn diagram of boys who don’t eat ass cause “they poop from there” and boys who say “girls don’t poop” is one circle

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@Jutty_B you’re not ugly lol

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last year, a man took away everything from me. last year a man drugged me and assaulted me and that’s not even the hard part to say. the hard part is how its ruined my life and i don’t know how to get myself back.

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to love another person is to the see the face of God.

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there are two types of people people who know emmy rossum from Shameless and people know Emmy Rossum from Phantom of the Opera

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cheese is leaving tomorrow cause she’s not happy here but let’s appreciate how cute she is anyway

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just gonna leave a note on my neighbors doors if you hear me crying to celine dion no you didn’t

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why is eating so damn hard

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besides the long email i just sent to a random therapist that’s also part of the healthcare plan

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take a shot and throw up till you feel better that’s my health care plan

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@mishimama_ @EmpathicMeta @TheYannabis i thought this said trauma not taurus lmaoooo

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every day is going to be hard but every day i’ll get a little better (cause i’m taking zofran not because i’m actually doing better)

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oh my god i’m only 26 what the fuck

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im 27 and can’t stop listening to @AllTimeLow’s new song and if that doesn’t check idk what does

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i would lose myself for you

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someone can try to control how you are perceived, but all you can do is keep being better than that perception

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happy that there are friends who come over to just… clean your shit when you’re doing bad what the fuck is that????

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friends are coming over to manically clean my apartment and like… hell yeah for my mental health!!

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going on a lady date to get our nails done and then watch the Human Centipede tomorrow and honestly very excited to have plans!