The Woke Bloke

Tired of self-serving born-to-rule conservatives with unenlightened policies that eat our future. Time for the pendulum to swing back. Sleepers wake!

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@4mambo Got all the hallmarks of the unsuccessful Joe Bjelke for PM campaign. They’ve gone troppo again drinking their own Kool Aid.

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@Dazzaat Free membership with every lump of coal.

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@beigewash @MikeCarlton01 Why not just call it is, a Coliseum. Next events will be emigrant detainees fighting bears for the right to stay.

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@drcwhos @SenatorCash @HonTonyAbbott He led the Liberal Party to death’s door and now he’s back to pull them through.

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@LJG389 @SenatorCash @HonTonyAbbott He also knows how to lose elections!

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@SenatorCash @HonTonyAbbott Guess I have to get this out again …

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@Peter_Fitz Never waste a good crisis. Power is now up for grabs.

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@Peter_Fitz Can we please have the Abbott version. It will be in style very soon.

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@lesstenny He could always move to the US if he prefers Trump’s “doing something” style of politics!

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@sueroberts7 Another ex Murdoch plant into the ABC. The disappointment is that she is a highly competent and informed journo, going to waste as a weapon for right.

[The Woke Bloke @twb2468]

@Dazzaat Taylor, Abbott and Credlin are just running the Trump playbook, and we know how that turned out. Latest offering is ‘fight fight fight or you will lose your country’. The capitalists want their rorting back just like Trump.

[The Woke Bloke @twb2468]

@Peter_Fitz Because it’s worked out so well for America, eh. Taylor is a rabid nincompoop. He has to repeat Tony’s 3 word slogans 2 or 3 times to get enough content for a sentence. That’s why, that’s why, he’ll be a failure, a failure is what he’ll be, that’s why.

[The Woke Bloke @twb2468]

@Peter_Fitz Never stand between two grifting Liberal nobodies and a chance to get on the public purse.

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@QuentinDempster @MichaelPascoe01 Time to have another print run …

[The Woke Bloke @twb2468]

@DougCameron51 @mikeaubrey2 So looking forward to Angus Taylor delivering Tony Abbott’s budget reply speech tonight. I’ve already got the bingo card out to mark off all of Credlin’s new 3-word catch-cries …
Stop the boats.
Numbers too high.
Quality too low.

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@MikeCarlton01 Read all about the induction night in next week’s Beetrooter Advocate!

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@OldBallyOldBoy @MikeCarlton01 Great bag of fruit, the old Selvetex suit. Made out of old Griffith potato bags. Can’t wait to see the safari suit and thongs ensemble this summer. He’ll really be a hit with Barnaby’s young comms work experience girls, might even land himself a partner refresh.

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@MikeCarlton01 …and have some laughs about how we made a squillion out of trading rights to non-existent water. Then we’ll call up Gina and get our instructions.

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@MikeCarlton01 The Trump playbook being slavishly played out by right wing popularists both here and in the UK, even as we see it failing in the US on our TV sets every day.

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