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[boss @boss_on_here]

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[Pete Davis @Petedavis]

Police and prisons are human institutions that should not be immune from: (1) democratic oversight and participation; (2) soberly facing their empirical reality; and (3) experimenting with alternatives (including unbundling their tasks) that could better achieve their purposes.

[Slippery, Smooth @tweetholedeluxe]

@NikolasRage The king is back

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@CooperHoffman_ @ettingermentum No staff we do this shit for free

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@dwobbsy I watched this entire episode and it was even worse than you could imagine. He's so insufferable.

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@NBarden Hell yeah man

[jenbo 🚩 @irockgnomes]

cars today are so uncool looking that i don’t think anyone would notice them if they disappeared

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

sometimes when I'm in the tub ill say things to myself like "soap. Nice. I can use that to clean my body" and it makes the whole thing feel much safer

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

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@CCAerial @MaineGirl1717 Little baby scared of the supermarket, what a huge pussy

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@RPO_SHAVO @DSA_Maine masks

[Balatro @BalatroGame]

Balatr

[pepto rizzmol @Taras_twatter]

Glad to see some coverage for this. We really out here appealing denials daily for prosthetic technology that’s been in use for decades & leads to fewer falls aka *lowering overall healthcare expenses*

Constantly on peer to peers like “how much do you think your leg is worth?”

[SLAMMER @FuknSlammer]

@mrgracemugabe

[Slippery, Smooth @tweetholedeluxe]

They shouldn't be allowed to wear those outfits anymore

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Two German Bundeswehr officers are discussing the strategic benefits of Ukraine invading Kursk on German TV

[Stan Kelly @KartoonistKelly]

I tip my Whiskey Sour to the big wigs at The Onion who are returning TO PRINT, and who celebrated with a party I thoroughly enjoyed as far as I can remember. Dare we hope today's No-Good Teens will finally learn to read a newspaper??

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

As a former geography teacher and self-proclaimed GIS nerd, I’m thrilled to proclaim today as Geographic Information Systems Day.

Here in Minnesota, we are using GIS to make state government more effective - whether we’re replacing lead pipes or expanding homeownership.

[Stan Kelly @KartoonistKelly]

Live shot from Paris.

[Slippery, Smooth @tweetholedeluxe]

@HowCamille This is the guidance I needed