Bharath R

here to instill a false sense of confidence that I can be funny.

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@BlrCityPolice Loved the use of ELEVEN! kudos social media team!

[ಬೆಂಗಳೂರು ನಗರ ಪೊಲೀಸ್‌ BengaluruCityPolice @BlrCityPolice]

What do you think its trying to say?

On a scale of 1-10 for how ignorant you're when you dont care for your life, you're an ELEVEN.

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Grammar horror movie: English looks into the mirror and finds French! *Goosebumps* #Covfefe is #climatechange spelt in #TRUMP

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IISc Bangalore Becomes The First Indian University To Be Ranked Among Top 10 In World https://t.co/z1DxAXLKUM

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@AllIndiaBakchod I the feels you ppls should produce an video on honest examinations #MarchMadness #TakeThatGrammerNazis #theEisDeliberate

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@thetanmay find remedies yet? I still get nightmares about flunking my math exams and I'm a freaking PhD

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Saving for a rainy day in #Canada means hoarding @TimHortons free coffees

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Me: #Bellandur lake catching fire is a burning issue indeed.

Inner me: 👏👏👏. That's the best pun anyone can come up with.

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Congrats #ISRO you did it. Time to thank #BMTC for showing you how to cram more objects into limited space.

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Read that erectile dysfunction is common among chainsmokers. Wonder what happnd in the backseat of the rover when baby pulled him closer!🤔

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I'm so tempted to follow @realDonaldTrump here. But with every new follower, he's winning the popular vote!

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Me: shopping for my son is fun.
Also Me: Do you have dresses for 24 month baby? I can find only dresses for 2 yr olds here. # Parenting

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My son has started weaning..Too bad, he doesn't know he has to wait 17 more years to see another pair..!

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#StarWarsRogueOne is the most ruthless #StarWars movie to date. Did they give the writing to @GRRMspeaking?

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If kisses had moisturizer effect, my son's cheeks would never go dry.. #babycheeks

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News: 0.5% off on petrol and diesel.
Shopper inside me: maybe they will have better discounts for Christmas and new year.. I'll wait.

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It's official. My son's a mamma's boy. He prefers Taylor Swift over Katy Perry

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#videocalling has made life so good. Now my parents can admire their grandson's poop face from halfway around the world.

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ADHM is actually Ae Dhai-ghante Hai Mushkil

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Sunday! Edukku da un kooda Sunday? Podunda un kodume!