Lauren Hawksworth

#Marketing | In #PagosaSprings | #Offgrid with a #permaculture lifestyle until I burn out. | Fluent in #Sarcasm

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

@Amtrak This weekend I'm hopping on the Coast Starlight. @Amtrak do I need to be aware of any Hilary-related delays?

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

@mosseri Boooooo. I hate the new interface. I prefer photos. I've almost completely stopped using the platform since being forced into fullscreen feeds.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

I tap out of bar conversations when we hit “lizard people.”

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

NOBODY should be policing what we do with our bodies. NOBODY.

[Climate Dad @ClimateDad77]

Earth’s eco-systems, the global south, the poor, our children, future generations & now all US women.

There are no ‘rights’ in our society. Just privileges that apply only to the rich, powerful & dangerously corrupt.

[Fantastic Fungi @FantasticFungi]

Dig deep into the magic beneath your feet. Fantastic Fungi is available now on Netflix.

🎥 by: Upthink

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Pillbugs are starting to overpopulate and devastate my young garden plants. TIL that there’s a particular spider that preys upon them. Googled it and noped that right the hell off of my potential remedies list. Woodlice spider = nightmare fuel. #gardening

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Goodbye wonky door and 🐭 This humble office space allowed me to grow in a town I worried would stifle me. I’ve loved every minute of working for Founders Legal and will greatly miss the team. However, the universe has pushed me in another direction- back to my roots in tourism.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

@nypost I see MJ

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

@TraceWall Yeah. Unless a company is reaching out to me about my car’s extended warranty, I don’t want you marketing to me on my personal number.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

DMs from a stranger referring to you as “sweet angel”.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Nvm. False alarm. Our system malfunctioned.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Well 💩 Pretty certain we killed the batteries for our #SolarSystem. Brand-new, just replaced them a couple months ago after our first bank started failing after 4 years. I’ve learned that I’m completely ignorant about solar systems and electricity. #Offgrid is not easy, friends.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Although you can’t deny the irony of this post when you realize what the Russian lyrics of the song imply.

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Shots fired.

https://t.co/i0InOuaugf

[natalie barbu @NatalieBarbu]

You know what doesn’t sit right with me?

- 84% of creators are women
- 20% of creator economy startups are women
- Over $3B has been invested in the creator economy
- Only 4.8% of that capital went to women

(!!!)

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Friendly reminder to Eat the Frog today. 🐸

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

As a thirty-something year old I’ve gotten used to answering, “we should get together soon,” with “yeah, so what date works best for you?” Because let’s be real- “we should” in your 30’s means “not gonna happen unless planned.”

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

Woo hoo! #apple to allow message edits in new #iOS16 update.

@elonmusk - now can we get #twtter *#twitter onboard with that?

[Lauren Hawksworth @TweetingRen]

This 👇