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[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

Last time I checked, hanging Temu Union flags on lampposts, painting roundabouts red & white, wearing a black nonce bonnet, terrorising anyone who looks a bit foreign and offensively chanting about dark-skinned people doesn’t make you patriotic. It makes you a twat.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

“I mean, I totally understand. I wouldn’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Claire @tweets82]

That's an insult to Beaker.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Uncanny.

[Laura🌸 @khfc_laura]

feel like a kid with the Argos catalog, someone pass me a red pen 🤣🐷

[luli ☆ aurianna 🐝 @Unleeya]

Une maladie inflammatoire qui se propage sur tous les organes humains au fils des années est, en effet, l'une des maladies les moins étudiées du monde.
La médecine est un miracle pour les hommes, les femmes la subissent.

[Claire @tweets82]

Was feeling a bit crap today but this cheered me right up!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Danny Tommo has been remanded to prison and will appear at Portsmouth Crown Court on 29 September.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

[goma @soigomaa]

if men had endo, this would have been fixed

[mary @elaine_stritch]

I am torn because I really just wish we were all a little kinder and a little more gentle with each other BUT I also hate everybody and everybody annoys me

[Claire @tweets82]

@StagecoachCNL no 51 moorclose again and everyday occurrence @CumberlandCoun this company is getting worse and nothing is getting done about it, putting bus fares up and no improvement at all!!

[Claire @tweets82]

love sitting in the doctors with idiots who don't believe in calling people by their preferred pronouns, and letting the waiting room know that.

[aria 🩰 (doe) @deardoeface]

can we please fund research for PCOS and endometriosis instead

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“You seem off today.”

Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Billionaire Brexiteeer and Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK.

Lives in Monaco to avoid UK taxes, owns several luxury properties. Demands subsidies for Man U stadium.

Why do billionaires resent people getting decent public services?
https://t.co/JP4uYeDiSx

[David @Zero_4]

I’ve lost confidence in billionaires

[ꫂ᭪ @qalbsomal]

Nobody talks about the grief that comes with accepting that maybe some of the things you imagined for your life aren’t going to happen the way you hoped, or maybe they won’t happen at all

[Harvey Jeni @GappyTales]

My god, what is next?! Closing down the ambulance service because crews attended an asylum seeker having a cardiac arrest?

You stupid, stupid, dangerous idiots.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

So a fake assassinated president is going to demolish a tribute to an assassinated president. Talk about stolen valor

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WANT A LIFE THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A CONSTANT TEST OF HOW MUCH YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE.

[beatroute66 @beatroute66]

Excellent news. Hold them to it: cut off all public services to the village, deny them free access to the NHS, set up complicated import/export rules for them, take their passports, and suspend their use of the Pound. Then let's see how important "small boats" are to them, hey?