Ian Wallace

Hey! follow me @ianmakesjokes to see jokes! This is just my account for commenting and generally screwing around!

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@danberendsen After first watching Sabrina visit Rome, my wife developed an urge to travel that has defined her life in lots of ways. She's presently drunk at a holiday party and wants me to thank you on her behalf.

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@andyt750 @forduk Because you've overlooked the options available on the tweet to hide it and/or block the account altogether.

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@Thomas_D_Lee ...but a tablet can be that same novel ('s objective content, at least), any other book, and all the other things a tablet device can functionally replace.

If you buy 50 books/year but one tablet/5 years & use the tablet efficiently, that's gotta count for something?

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@Thomas_D_Lee Life cycle is defo a huge factor, but thereby so is versatility of media... A typical novel on paper will likely only ever be that one object, possibly becoming a different class of object if it's significantly annotated or autographed or an heirloom etc...

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@noelyeo You picked a good day to watch it; Tomorrow is Alan Turing's birthday.

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@AdamClery Re: PTSD... As a sufferer myself, I don't see Rocket's attitude as a change in Marvel's ethos. Sad fact is PTSD isn't always understood. Rocket's own awful history suffering abuse maybe makes him less able to be patient. He & Rhodey react differently? Makes sense.

[British Street Food @BritStreetFood]

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@DrIestynJones I gave him that hat, and also a balloon that I'm sad to see is gone!

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@andyweirauthor Mr. Weir, can you help settle a discussion? Do you think Mark Watney would return to Mars if NASA asked?

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@MargotRobbie You crushed it as Harley. Brava.

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@Lesdoggg I was so excited when your casting in GB was announced and you crushed it in the film. I'm sorry about all the attendant nonsense.

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@CineplexMovies Crowfoot Crossing, Calgary, theatre 3: Black screen, sound only. Seats too comfy for me to get up.

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@BMO My feedback was in the form of a question which I'd like answered, please.

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@ashillington I heard about this on Twitter, so obviously not.

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@BMO it's 2pm on one of the busiest banking days of the month. Why 3 tellers and a line of 6 at Crowfoot in Calgary?

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@SeedStuff You don't QC activations or respond to tickets on Sundays, I take it? What are you other days off?

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@RegalMovies Hi! Where can I purchase tickets for upcoming 4DX BvS showings at the NYC Union Square cinema?

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@PatrickRothfuss my friend Bretton asked me to pick a cool name for her network & I remembered she loves your work!

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@NewYorkCliche That's so lovely! Thank you!

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@TollyW This collection just up-ended my plans for an upcoming visit, in the best way! Got any more that didn't make the cut, maybe?