timothy edward carpenter

intrusive thoughts only guaranteed once daily

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

it would be so funny if you listened to my music

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

fruit flies are undoubtedly alcoholics

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

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[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

@gabgraceee better than bootie and the hofish

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

it’s better to be kind than right.

[School Night @ItsASchoolNight]

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[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

in my loafers era

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#NewProfilePic

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

thinking about dental braces today…

“here lemme semi-permanently glue sharp train tracks on your mouth”

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

wrote a song about cats

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

I will play my first bonnaroo in 2024

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

@abbyhollidayz checks out

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

y’all remember standard tuning?

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

I love you forever @MitchMosk and @AtwoodMagazine 🖤 thank you for this!

[Atwood Magazine @AtwoodMagazine]

:: TODAY'S SONG :: Timothy Edward Carpenter (@tweetsbyTEC) Celebrates Love With the Beautiful "emiliejane"

✍️ @MitchMosk
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[Painter Fingers @travis_hagan]

@Mike1inFive i recently discovered Timothy Edward Carpenter @tweetsbytec and my life is better for it https://t.co/w07oMdSmTK

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

I’m 93% certain I just saw Anna Kendrick at the Cookout drive thru

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

the thing about owning pets is you need a lint roller all the time. the catch, however, is it only works half the time.

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

don’t be an asshole

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

how in the ASPCA did we ever get away with home breeding sea monkeys?

[timothy edward carpenter @tweetsbytec]

is having a song called “Caroline” a right of passage for singer-songwriters or something?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

It took them less then 48 hours to make sure depositors at SBV were covered, yet student debt cancelation is means-tested and is being challenged by the court.

Just in case you forgot who exactly the system is designed to work for and against.