Nermal the Cat

Just a hood cat living the sweet life with my badass owner, @allimeyle.

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@PapaJohns yo pizza so good. Safe for cats or naw? #extraanchovies #catnippizza

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@HPSupport Thanks Lisa! I'll tell my human, and we'll let you know how it goes.

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@HPSupport Photosmart 7515. I load the photo paper, it goes in like it's going to print, then says no paper in tray.

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Just tryna fix this #hpprinter. @HPSupport Why this printer think it ain't got no paper?!

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Watching @MakingAMurderer Wish cats could be lawyers. @HarvardLawDOS Lemme in. #rubthebar #catlawyers

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@michaelianblack It is the true path to Nirvana. Meow.

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@HillaryClinton What's your official stance on free healthcare for all pets? I can't scoot my ass on this carpet forever. #animalrights

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@AndrewWK Having a cat party in your honor, and the catnip is free flowin'. Meow Mix for everyone! #partyintheusa #catparty #CatsOfTwitter

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@Amber_Gunnz Bring Vader over, I'm feeling feisty today. #catfight #CatsOfTwitter

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These humans gonna wake up and feed me or naw? Feelin' like Leo DiCap waitin' on that Oscar. #Oscars #LeonardoDiCaprio #CatsOfTwitter

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@hannibalburess have you ever considered a cat as a co-star? If so, hmu. #animalburess #CatsForHannibal #meowmeow

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@pattonoswalt , why aren't more of your jokes geared towards domestic felines? #misseddemographic #catlivesmatter #clawsout

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I swear to the lort, as soon as my human leaves, I'm tearing up that new chair. @RoomsToGo #fuckascratchingpost #CatsOfTwitter

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This bitch wanna take selfies, I wanna knock shit off the counter. #CatsOfTwitter #catswithcuteowners #catlife

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@meowmix Yo, that tender centers shit is my jam. #seafooddelights #brandloyalty #CatsOfTwitter

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Since when is it unacceptable to lick myself in front of company? #toomanyrules #justcatstuff