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Pillsbury Dough Boy fetishist

[TS @tweetstar10]

Jobs are what matter

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Eat lettuce, shit yourself to death. Eat some eggs, you might fucking die. I missed the part where poisoning our food “makes America healthy again.” This is what happens when you put the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet in charge. All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.

[Biff #SARSisAirborne 🍉 @Biff234523]

Today we learned what $1 Million to the MAGA Inc. PAC gets you: A public apology from @US_FDA for opening an investigation into your company. Incredible.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”

Nothing suspicious about that at all.

[nick alvear @GoodLionTV]

Trump wired money to Epstein not once…

4,700 times.

Yeah.

Let that fucking sink in.

Pst… hey MAGA… is still not too late to evolve.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Call me old fashioned but I like presidents who didn't have to pay $5.6 million for raping a woman.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Today is Thursday July 16th.

Lindsey Graham is dead.

Mitch McConnell is a fucking vegetable at best.

Trump is a Pedophile and Rapist.

His wife is a Slovenian whore who fucked Jeffrey Epstein.

And MAGA are still a bunch of mindless fucking fools.

Did I miss anything?

Oh - To my friends who have morals and empathy.

Good morning to you. 💙

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

This ultra low pass of a crowed beach was 1 ingested seabird away from becoming a mass casualty event. And the toxic culture that created and condones this, close to criminal type negligence, comes directly from the top.

[TS @tweetstar10]

America

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Shuts down Ebola research - Massive Ebola outbreak

Closes CDC Parasitic disease division - Huge parasitic diarrhoea outbreak

Defunds screwworm research - screwworm comes back to the US

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Health Secretary RFK Jr

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The guy who’s on tape asking Georgia Republicans to find him 11,700 votes wants you to believe Democrats in Georgia are cheating. Be fucking serious.

[TS @tweetstar10]

@paxtrader777 The fires are in the US

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him. What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?”

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Just a reminder -

This fucking coward is now the Secretary of Homeland Security.

This piece of shit hid behind chairs and his female colleagues…

As his MAGA supporters attacked the Capitol on January 6th.

@SenMullin is a Fucking Coward.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine announcing you'll expose failures from an election that happened entirely under your own watch.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

For those keeping track at home, Trump has cancelled the release of:

- Jobs Report.
- GDP Report.
- Inflation Report.

I’m sure everything is fine.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: U.S. layoffs set to surpass the Great Recession levels, on track to be worst since Great Depression.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Layoffs since April:

Amazon: 30k
Intel: 25k
Microsoft: 15k
Meta: 3600
Target: 1800
Charter: 1200
Paramount: 1000
Rivian: 600
xAI: 500

Reminder: Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics for reporting accurate job numbers to cover up his handling of the economy.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Argentina taking soybean and beef sales from America while also receiving 40 billion from Donald Trump