emily 🍠

head of marketing channels @aclu. world’s nicest hater.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

IF YOURE IN LINE TO HEAR ABOUT THE BOMBSHELL TRUMP SCANDAL STAY IN LINE!

[James Line @jameslineky]

if the founding fathers saw the sphere they’d die immediately

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Oh my god just write your own emails

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

wouldn’t a timeout imply the racism will eventually resume

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

tragic update: grimace, along with 3 other innocent bystanders, has been shot by nypd for fare evasion

[emily 🍠 @tweetsyall]

excuse you? we’ve always been here

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new type of person just dropped

[Chief Meteorologist Gary Stephenson @GStephenson_Wx]

This picture from the Biltmore area of Asheville is beyond ironic... #SpectrumNews1 #ncwx Photo: Amber Nicholson

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

i try to talk to strangers on the internet like we are chatting in line at the grocery store together. some of u talk to strangers on the internet like you are having active road rage at all times

[John Elrod II @LOTNorm]

Here goes Vance pretending like he's from Appalachia again. Stolen holler.

[emily 🍠 @tweetsyall]

i have read this specific book 3x a day for WEEKS and still the toddler demands more “scary teeny tiny red puppy”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

beyond parody

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

god bless appalachia

[Reed Timmer, PhD @ReedTimmerUSA]

This shows the terminus of all the flash floods and debris flows from the Chimney Rock, NC area. This debris is basically the town of Chimney Rock

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

Didn’t realize how many folks have no idea where Asheville and these other underwater towns are.

I’m in Raleigh- 2hrs inland. Asheville is 4hrs west of me, up in the blue ridge mountains. It was unthinkable that a hurricane could wipe out towns this far inland & high up.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Augusta GA is a nightmare.

No fuel within 60 miles.

Power will be out for 2+ weeks.

This morning they turned off city water to over 30,000 houses.

Scary situation there.

[Jackie Mader @jackiemader]

We were trapped in Lake Lure near #Asheville this weekend with three kids, no power, no phone service and a dwindling food supply. We only got out because some amazing souls led us through backroads for two hours to help us get to a freeway before that route flooded over