Maya Golden

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

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[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

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[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@its_The_Dr I do not have a Tattoo. I always thought they were too permanent

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@Ribonsandroses Ha ha was this for me?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.

8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow person is white.

8:30 - I used food coloring to make the snow person a different color and be more racially inclusive.

8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snow person.

8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.

8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.

9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media

10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@brixwe Y E S. Yes

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@yanksfanspo_can @mattwhitlock How come AOC is wearing a heavy coat in 90 plus temperature. What a clown show

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@hyatth @RepBethVanDuyne It’s not gun control it’s people control.
If it not a gun it could be a. Knife or a bomb

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@MarshaBlackburn If Biden and Kamala resign next in command is Pelosi.
This is the constitution.
Keep this in mind.

We are in deep trouble

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

Michelle Obama Slips8 Up and Admits She’s a Man: https://t.co/Abw9xh5Rdw

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@dagenmcdowell Love your dog. What happened that it needs the “lamp shade”

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@CNN With Biden as president it’s definitely over

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@FascistTwatter He sounds like he is on something, maybe drunk.

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@2020TRICKDOTCOM Love it great ad

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@JoeShikhman At least the Trump supporters are piecful no fighting no looting.

[Judicial Watch ⚖️ @JudicialWatch]

JW President @TomFitton: Judge Kavanaugh went through hours of questioning by Senators from both sides. And some of the questioning was insane & corrupt, like Senator Booker, who thought he could lawlessly release confidential docs to ‘get’ Kavanaugh.

👉 https://t.co/pH6FUoVHNY

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@washingtonpost Trump did not limit the scope of this investigation, congress did.

[Judicial Watch ⚖️ @JudicialWatch]

When Maxine Waters encouraged violence against Trump's Cabinet members, that wasn’t the first time she displayed behavior unbecoming of a federal lawmaker. She has been involved in many other controversies, including abusing power to enrich family members. https://t.co/o7aseSgvI8

[Maya Golden @twelveohone]

@AmbJohnBolton Someone said that the world did like bush they respected him. Under Obama they did not like him and had NO respect for him