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Accounting||Finance||Data Analyst

[JechaTrap_🇿🇼 @Trapkinq__zw]

HR watching you hug the new female intern

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[ᜰ @twenty1_void]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything.
Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly.
That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down.

IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked.
Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system.
HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.”

The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary.
He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Dear Employee, your boss doesn't fear your resignation. He fears discovering your side hustle pays your rent before his salary does.

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

The long game is less crowded. Play the long game.

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[Freeman @freemanchari]

Magroup emumhuri ekuvaka makuva akawanda kudarika ekuvaka dzimba....

[DopeBoy Zim🇿🇼🇬🇧 @dopeboyzim__]

Saka tese zvedu muna 2096 tinenge tava mweya yemadzinza?? 🌚😑

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Until a man is financially stable, he is not mentally stable

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

We almost became parents and now you can’t even say hello to me

[Eunnah @exceleunnah254]

Men are so cool and I admire them. My boyfriend just visited and I'm already hearing him talking with my neighbor on how Arsenal won't win the league calling each other bro

[Deity25 @kwines7]

Kana zvichidai uchiri kuenda kubasa ko rikazopera😂😂😂😭

[KudaZW🇿🇼🇿🇦🇺🇲 @KudaMuku]

Pastor: Vane $500 simukai, vema $300 ne $200 endai apo. Ko imi makagara pasi munemari?

One of the reasons I stopped going to church. 😭

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I tend to avoid women who are overly religious. In my experience, that level of intensity often signals something they're overcompensating for.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Corporate life is 10% doing your job and 90% aligning, syncing, touching base, and circling back

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Consistency looks like nothing is happening, until everything changes.”

[Big Sis🦄💜✨ @The_Barr_OluT]

At some point, everyone in your office will be taking exams, getting certified, doing courses…

It is important that you are not left behind 👩🏾‍💻

[Katatumba @ninyeKatatumba]

I’m convinced some doctors do vaginal examination for fun

Especially if they find the woman very attractive

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Don't fuck up your progress trying to rush the process. Brick by brick. Day by day. Step by step. That's how you build. You can't rush greatness.