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[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

This shit looks so fucking lit. Imagine being outside with the boys, heavily buzzed, cheering on your country's ballistic missiles. Allahu Akbar blaring through every speaker in a 1 mile radius. Pure vibes. Streets looking like Chicago after the 2016 world series

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@YanksEndMe @AltuveStan27 @WeathersWins Not even a legit record since MLB was giving him Goldilocks balls in regular games

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@stephen_bl42050 @YourLocalGMan @TheGoblinnn Trump just lost the white working class for the first time btw

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@Clossovsky @JesseniaRamz @reality44719 @shanermurph Singapore will hang you over possessing 15 grams of heroin

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@MurkaDurkah Gonna be pissing like a racehorse

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin]

The FBI is being run by a 19 year old virgin trapped in a 46 year old crossed eyed man's body.

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@TeamEvilLeft Hate that most of the newer expansion ones don’t serve actual fried chicken, like a better canes that serves breakfast.

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@oabuse91 @MnEddyK @Veeger420 @danielgenius81 @Suzierizzo1 More like blue states refusing to comply with federal immigration law and releasing illegals. No reason to surge red states when the local law enforcement is already detaining them. https://t.co/TAoOGxGTn8.

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@oabuse91 @MnEddyK @Veeger420 @danielgenius81 @Suzierizzo1 They’re not supposed to target the “worst of the worst” or high crime areas. Their job is to enforce immigration law, that’s it.

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@oabuse91 @MnEddyK @Veeger420 @danielgenius81 @Suzierizzo1 They just finished their Louisiana operation a week ago

[🦇 CⱯMILO 🦇 @EsteValencia]

Maduro a las 3 am

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Thank you for the memories, King.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Please bro just one more law bro I swear we just need one more law and then people will stop doing mass shootings dude I promise bro the only reason there was a mass shooting on a gun-free campus in a state that bans assault rifles entirely is bc we don’t have enough laws plz bro

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Narrator: It got ugly.

[tim @twentyrocktim]

@ZeonsTopGuy Lmao I’m not the only one

[tim @twentyrocktim]

Physically shuddered

[Ken Dilanian @KDilanianMSNOW]

The challenge coins being handed out by ⁦@FBIDirectorKash⁩. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

Actually, you can just kill violent psycho murderers. There's no downside. Things just immediately get better for everyone except the violent psycho murderers.

The left refuses to discuss this because they love violent psycho murderers more than normal people.