lois sanborn

It really bothers me when people don’t remember I’m lactose intolerant. Opinions are my own.

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

Asking the important questions

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@VogtVirusLab Hey, you’re a pediatrician, right? My daughter is due in December and I have a quick question about nirsevimab…

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Poems for today

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why is this so funny

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Hellraiser VI: Raising Arizona

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@LANDONCIDER

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@fourfingerpod

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@scummerparty Thank you!

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

I saw this painting of Satan tempting Christ in the desert and whoo boy, it looks like he’s going through it.

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

this is the ideal make body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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@willgmcgee This is House Celitgar erasure.

[Michael Matteo Rossi @MichaelMatteoRo]

Greatest friendship in a movie? 🤝

I'll start:

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

@dandock “Nighty night, baby bird”

[Daniel Dockery @dandock]

Modern audiences will never be able to appreciate classic cinema moments like Jon Voight winking at J. Lo after being spit up in Anaconda or a dude swallowing a wasp and getting his throat opened in Anaconda or a rich guy from Titanic being eaten on a waterfall in Anaconda.

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

@Chelles116 @ZachWard More like cheese-us Christ, am I right?

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I miss you, grandpa.

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@dankmccoy “Sir, other people are in line to buy their aggressively 1997 suits. Cash or card?”

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@wearewatcher My MIL bought a house after her divorce, and it had an upstairs window to a room she couldn’t access, right above the kitchen. One summer she saw ooze coming down on the kitchen table. It was dark red and viscous but she says it was a beehive between the walls or melting honey.

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

Excerpt from “The Third Pole: Mystery, Obsession, and Death on Mount Everest” by Mark Synnott

[lois sanborn @twentytil9]

Filing this anecdote away under “more gross shit about climbing Mount Everest.”