Dania, like Mania

I’ll take the vaccines you dummies don’t want. Cat Mom and impulse shopper. 40yr old teenager. BFLO by way of PGH. she/her.

[Dania, like Mania @scummerparty]

New @JortsTheCat merch just dropped. This is Cody (orange boy) and Kammie (calico Angel) who until tonight lived in our backyard. They were born to be loved!

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

every once in a while they made john wayne play a guy who fought for the union and you could tell his heart just wasn't in it

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Clinton Presidential Library @WJCLibrary42]

President Bill Clinton gives Socks, the First Cat, a shoulder-ride across the White House lawn on March 7th, 1995.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Wake up there’s a new meme on the timeline

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

sorry i just realized he faked a shooting to get out of his son’s wedding

[Roo 🥨 @wetpretzel_]

real ones came from livejournal and fanfiction dot net

[bri 1 - SEEING 5SOS 6/9 @skz_straystays]

A daily search

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[🇵🇸 misso🫀in her hollanov era @lamiche_depain]

we're almost through all of them #lockin

[🚬 @008zennie]

remember when they made them film these four nations player intros 😭

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i was so hypnotized by the string i didn’t realize how she was truly dancing her ass off i am a cat

[liz @malkingoat]

going on ao3 but instead of writing smut i write about 39 and 38 year old men getting contract extensions until they’re 45

[Dania, like Mania @scummerparty]

Montreal is really doing too much

[Dania, like Mania @scummerparty]

I always joke that I can’t do the SkyRide over the skyway because The Voices™️ will win but like last night I had to hold back from putting my hand in the fryer, The Voices™️ are evolving

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

adderall, glp-1, 600mg caffeine and acute cortisol poisoning so i can send slack messages like “gentle nudge”