The Cheeseburglar 🇺🇸🌲🦞🏳️‍🌈

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[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[The Cheeseburglar 🇺🇸🌲🦞🏳️‍🌈 @twerking9tofive]

@ericszyszka I would happily pay several American dollars to have commentary tracks for the entire Skywalker saga. Just putting that out there.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Charles Embezzlement Cheese

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

For fuck’s sake. Socialism is NOT Communism

Capitalism – anybody can be rich
Communism – nobody can be rich
Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

Centrists: The left needs to win the argument

*Zohran starts winning the argument*

Centrists: This man is brown and scary

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[rachel @rachelmillman]

LBJ if he were still alive:

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

just gonna leave this here

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today

[Jove's Wise Thinker 🔴🧠💥🧊🇺🇳🐍 @ironcrakka]

imagine drunk driving this

[The Cheeseburglar 🇺🇸🌲🦞🏳️‍🌈 @twerking9tofive]

@GeneralGrevio13 Roger, roger.

[The Cheeseburglar 🇺🇸🌲🦞🏳️‍🌈 @twerking9tofive]

@jdlogistcs Lewiston Lobster

[The Cheeseburglar 🇺🇸🌲🦞🏳️‍🌈 @twerking9tofive]

@valcolyte Front and center.