Tiff

[Dannydollazz @DanGuerette]

Well that was a weekend filled with great friends, great times and very very expensive mistakes!

[Tiff @twhipple70]

@DanGuerette Same though.

[Tiff @twhipple70]

Every couple days on our honeymoon I forget I’m a dog mom and when I remember I feel SO guilty but also SO excited to go home 😩🥰🍹

[Tiff @twhipple70]

Y’all wtf. My last name is LAMO now. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Tiff @twhipple70]

If you see me outfit repeating at our rehearsal dinner, mind ya business.

[Tiff @twhipple70]

@dannycalifornya @DanGuerette I’m dead 😫😍

[Tiff @twhipple70]

@dannycalifornya Gotta love a good man cold....

[Tiff @twhipple70]

@netflix @hulu @PrimeVideo you have all ruined Christmas by either removing The Grinch or charging 3.99 to rent it. I WATCH IT ATLEAST ONCE A WEEK UNTIL CHRISTMAS 😭😭😭

[Tiff @twhipple70]

This time change messed me up.... cracked a seltzer at what I thought was almost noon only to realize it’s only almost 11 🥴

[Tiff @twhipple70]

The fact that I can redeem Hudson’s credit card points (care credit- hes a needy boi) for target gift cards makes my heart happy.

[Tiff @twhipple70]

People I follow who talk to their Alexa in stories fucking kill me. Pls stop making my Alexa talk to me because you think your the only person who owns one.

[Tiff @twhipple70]

PSA WASH UR DANG TUPPERWARE AND DNT LEAVE IT IN THE SINK FOR OVER A WEEK IN A SHARED OFFICE THX

[Tiff @twhipple70]

Sean Paul hits different before 6 am

[Tiff @twhipple70]

Update: couldn’t eat the moes that’s how bad it was messed up. Went to McDonald’s instead AND THEY MESSED UP TO. I’m not meant to eat today

[Tiff @twhipple70]

I love when @Moes_HQ fucks up my order once I’ve gotten myself to the point of hangry.

[Tiff @twhipple70]

@DanGuerette I have to ice my knee after 5 sets of light squats 🙃 ew

[Tiff @twhipple70]

How did we jump from April to October 😥🙃👻

[Tiff @twhipple70]

@dannycalifornya Hood bunnies can’t be fazed