Shaq Deezle

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@JackLinFLL @engineers_feed Correct but Bernoulli’s principle is still at play. Pressure would increase and water would go down

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Best time of year don’t @ me

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@RepJohnLarson $250k fine for using a VPN to avoid our ISP’s spying on us and censoring our internet??? No thanks. #RESTRICTAct #stoprestrictact

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@SlickestWilly No spark no danger. Whoever yelled at you for that is a sneed

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If you smoke a cigarette at a gas pump you are full dumb

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@DanGuerette Not as dangerous but still weird

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BIG thanks to @UPS for ruining my suit for my buddy’s wedding! Can always count on your company’s professionalism when it matters!

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Yes thank you @UberEats this is the quintessential “healthy” food

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@mandyjanee So? Did they?

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Like did ya just wake up?

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If you’re drinking a coffee past 5pm I do not trust you

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@mandyjanee Put me in coach!

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@JimBeam “Drink every night, because getting drunk is easier than dealing with your problems” -Jim Bean

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@K0HNYE They’re all in Russian

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@K0HNYE Please don’t. My stomach already can’t handle sesame chicken. Imagine throwing some lactose on top?? #browntown

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@lorrainevalente Lorraine.....

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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD

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Who will win?

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@K0HNYE A disturbing fact

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@K0HNYE It’s all about quantity over quality apparently