Liz Hare

I will not go quietly into the good night but screaming into home plate saying Wow that was one hell of a ride Just a nerd with a service dog.

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@ChefReactions Ideal Diner. The pancakes are life changing. 13 seats no bathroom.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Phoebe using her webbed feet

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@KristiNoem Wow, you're a #puppykiller and a cheapskate. Next to dead last isn't anything to crow about. What a flex.

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@innercitypress @threadrollapp unroll

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@theholliedazzle You are awesome in all aspects and I appreciate you.

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@bunsenbernerbmd This is Phoebe. She is a charlatan of the highest order. She once faked a limp to get out of work and regularly assess new humans to see how much she can get them to do for her. She had her dog sitter carry her up 4 steps for a week. She does steps just fine, mind you.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Phoebe when we narrate her thoughts ends up sounding like a snarky Ira Flatow. She will deny this blep ever happened.

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@theliamnissan 5xXarl

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@JoJoFromJerz If you've ever been in the Pierre Walmart this is just that more poignant.

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@Mariekenonumber @ask_aubry Yes she's not knitting!! It wasn't just me.

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@tine_theherd

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@jewstein3000 As a middle aged zebra I wish I had guarded my range of motion more. Clearly not an option of you are undiagnosed but should be talked about more. I'm writing this waiting for my pre surgery exam for a total shoulder replacement.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Phoebe a retired service dog and full time sleep blepper...

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@bunsenbernerbmd Being the Sovereign of the Sofa.

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@theholliedazzle Would un ironically wear a bucket hat for less homophobia

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@bunsenbernerbmd My now retired cardiac alert dog once faked a limp to get out of going to the art museum in Chicago as well as over the years tricking her occasional sitter into lunch. She now barks for fun and makes eye contact with me so I know she's chosen to ignore me.

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@LNER will the service kings cross 11 am to Edinburgh terminate at Newcastle or will we continue north after the delay?

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@m_crouton Sometimes ya gotta get your yayas out before you can focus.

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@AskLyft your Chicago driver saw I was going to the airport and sped off. Now I'm in a car thats costing me 20 bucks more. Thanks. :(