wicked pissa

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[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

the longer i continue to live the less people i meet know about my Baking Past… undecided if this is a good or bad thing

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

2 of my kinda exes dating each other right now why is the universe playing in my face

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

saw a guy trip over a shopping cart today and i think i’m in love

[cabby @cabby]

Never met a baby that said they don’t like cigarette smoke being blown into their face

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

And I wondered if I’d ever get to pork you again

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

who up #ignoring all of it 😹😹😹😹

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

@lavenderndn it’s huge

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

maybe i am just really delusional about everything ever

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

every time i tell an old lady that they need to weigh 150lbs to donate double red cells they act like i told them they need to be 50000lbs and punched their child in the face

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

fat hairy belly full of beer and love

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

yaoi pop up gonna go crazy

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"A cat that misbehaves is a cat who feels safe" I try to convince myself this while cleaning up my cats actual crimes against me and my house

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

i wish i could use my company card to get piercings. life is so fucked up dude

[Mëan Feen#TTOOL !¡🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

The vampire after I cover my entire body with garlic except my meat

[wicked pissa @twinfantaslay]

every time i prepare for a date with a new person i listen to playlists from my ex so i can see just how over him i am (the answer is not very)

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy