Hero of Time, bearer of the Triforce of Courage, Hylian gaymer, parody, world-famous comedy king "Gay Link" and star of The Legend of Zelda: A Twink to the Past
Your outie is dark and menacing.
Your outie prefers glowing triangles to a 401(k) retirement plan.
Your outie has a longstanding rivalry with a teenager who never skips cut scenes.
Your outie considers collapsible ceilings an acceptable home security solution.
Bitch worked the platforms better than all y’all!! She will 3-stock your ass, with child,in a red jumpsuit. CHILLIN. #AppleMusicHalftimeShow@rihanna#smash
Coming to you live tonight from the great City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia!! Looking forward to seeing Rihanna SLAY and watching the big game tonight with Revali, some of my favorite flying baddies, and even that ridiculous owl. One night only… Go Birds!! #Eagles
Everytime someone suggests Tom Holland play me in a live adaptation of The Legend of Zelda I am both turned on and also reminded of my self-obsessed narcissism 😂
Name change alert!! From "Gay Link" to "Link, the Twink of Time" to better match my handle since day one @twinkoftime. What do we think?! Does it look totes Hyrule Homo Official, or does it make me look like a victim of Florida's Don't Say Gay bill now??
2022 you honestly been alright tbh, really turned it around the last few months, it’s been a good one. Not nearly as much of a pisser as previous years but you still a bit of a pisser nonetheless! Y’all know what time it is 2023 LET’S GO!!
Alright #Zelda fans near and far!
The time has come.
For me to lip sync,
FOR MY LIFE,
to the exact tweets I posted five years ago.
Now DECK the guardians, and don your gay apparel!!
On the twelfth day of #Linksmas Nintendo gave to me…!..