payton🤙🏻

☉ libra ☾ pisces ↑ leo

[#1 angel @BLAMElTONYOU]

original apple lyrics... my jaw hit the floor

[matt @mattjoans]

i’m gonna take this chance to reiterate what i’ve said before. Gay people: your family, friends, and neighbors do not give a fuck about your rights. They think it’s annoying and kind of pushy when you bring it up. They miss when it wasn’t something they had to acknowledge.

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

you should basically never start working until 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we mustn’t forget about the traditional hour lunch.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Lyft today. I was the Director of Finance in charge of reporting our margin expansion in our earnings release.

I accidentally wrote 500 basis points when I meant to write 50 and our stock tanked after we issued the correction.

Working at Lyft has been the most exciting first job to have after taking only one finance class in college and graduating this past Fall.

Time for some rest and relaxation and excited for what comes next!

[payton🤙🏻 @twinkpay]

@buddiesquad87 you went to a mall the day before christmas eve…………….. it is going to be hectic

[RENAISSANCE World Tour @RenaissanceWT]

‘RENAISSANCE: A Film By Beyoncé’ being shown at the largest theatre in the world (@LaGrandRex)

[⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎ @POISONOMICON]

🫡

[payton🤙🏻 @twinkpay]

i hate it here

[payton🤙🏻 @twinkpay]

I want to move to Chicago

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Google Calendar option to file a Change . org petition to cancel a meeting

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

ever since @elonmusk buy twitter ;: horrible rotten ,. like rotting durian .
44 billion waste on shitty program that run by idiot .

shit experience ,. can not even view my own comment . fuck you !

fix it ! now !

这个混蛋认为他是我爸爸设置了这些愚蠢的限制

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

Wild clip from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau hearing.

Congressman: Banks are not happy with the CFPB. Why aren’t you doing a better job of serving the clientele you’re supposed to be helping?

CFPB Director: The clientele of the CFPB is not banks, it is the public...

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Do you want @iamanetra to snatch the crown? ✨ Show your support by using #TeamAnetra across social media! 💄 #DragRace

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicki Minaj tweets lyrics from Taylor Swift’s “Anti-Hero.”

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Hi @elonmusk could I borrow $100 million to produce my first Bollywood film? Please

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]