TJ

Ordinary man.

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

(at a nude sushi restaurant staffed entirely by queer people) so what's on the agender for today

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@LauraLoomer here's hoping!

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@mertcentury the mad scientist (center) is currently conferring with charlie's four imperfect clones

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

he has such a way with words

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

This isn't a blue tsunami

This is a blue great mud flood

Shit

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

i wonder if it's considered unfair to have "Gun that Won the West" after the winchester 1873. that's like the 1868 election putting grant's name followed by "The Man who Saved the Union"

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

LOL Idaho is voting on a state gun. This is the most Idaho thing I’ve seen

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

we'll know it's over when the "you have no idea what's coming" guys start posting the suicide hotline number

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@DavidWright_7 ok 👍

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

insane that people are posting polymarket odds like they're exit polls

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@serrano_alej this elephant had the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable but i'll settle for second

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

the median voter is so funny man. they think that there's some magic covenant created when an october political promise is made that renders it unbreakable

[Chris @chriswithans]

Going to be hilarious if we hold the House Majority and have to actually issue out $5,000 to every single adult citizen in America

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@VoteHub it Begins

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

it was either this or a kiki's delivery service cosplayer drenched in hot dog water

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

they need some way to show off the ostentatious wealth they're accumulating, but since data centers abstract away nearly all human input and output the best anthropomorphization they can come up with is a dancing disco ball

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Walking into the biggest data center conference in America and greeted by some data center divasss

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@ettingermentum supermajority secured

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

honestly no funnier take to have than "world war 2 was fascist infighting"

[Michael the Libertarian 🇺🇸 ☭⃠ @Bl00dOld]

FDR was literally a fascist. He admired Mussolini, by the way.

“There seems to be no question that Mussolini is really interested in what we are doing and I am much interested and deeply impressed by what he has accomplished and by his evidenced honest purpose of restoring Italy and seeking to prevent general European trouble.” -FDR (June, 1933)

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

@Hanasaku_Yuri

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

wild thread. i did not in a hundred years expect this book to be nearly this fascinating based on the cover. the marketing team really fucked the author on this one

[yammi @sighyam]

Okay I just finished the book and what the hell this lady is fucking insane.

In short, Elizabeth becomes obsessed with Laura Kim for getting into Harvard and so starts studying her. WEIRD

First it started with tracking what Laura eats, her habits, where she shops and what she wears and how she presents herself socially etc

She’s convinced that if she can copy Laura, then Harvard would want her

Then Elizabeth goes and makes up a fake high school student called Suzie Ehrlich and emails Laura asking her to help with her uni application essay, which sets off the crazy ticking bomb in her head even more because she CANNOT stand Laura. Laura is giving her feedback while Elizabeth is on the other side of her laptop literally seething. Blood in her eyes.

So what does she do? (1/2)

[TJ @twirlingjesters]

when you try to tell the truth but all you get back is the venerated stare

[The Public Domain Review @PublicDomainRev]

All the saints.

From the Hours of Louis de Laval, France ca. 1480.

[Black Hat @HatT0r]

@flightradar24

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

I did it! I stopped it! Suck it, Cochran. Happy Halloween, folks. #YoureWelcome