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[Twister @twistaemma]

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[Twister @twistaemma]

I was just discussing favourite films (the human centipede trilogy, FYI) and I thought WTF is happening with @tom_six's latest film?
Anyhoo, a quick shufty on @YouTube reveals the distributors are denying us the chance to see this. 🤨
#releasetheonaniaclub

[Occupy London @OccupyLondon]

Here’s a useful #NYE resolution: cut ties with all corporate neoliberal media now and turn to the alternatives like @newint @LMdiplo @medialens @RealMediaGB @democracynow @NatCounterPunch @Adbusters @TheCanaryUK @novaramedia @openDemocracy @BylineTimes @ReelNewsLondon who else?

[Twister @twistaemma]

@Lauradobb23 😂 go on Dobb! Gal's gone viral😂😂😂

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Do crabs think that humans walk sideways?

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Welcome to Britain. You can't see your family if you have already been in contact with another household but you can meet your family at a wetherspoons at 6am tomorrow to get fucking annihilated because this is an entirely normal country.

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

Set up a New Business selling Face Masks for Cows. Business is Booming. Yep. The Farmer is going Fucking Mental.

I am in a Tree.

[Twister @twistaemma]

@cox_tom Happy birthday! @cox_tom 🤗

[Edward Snelson @sailordoctor]

1. People often ask at the moment, "What's the exit strategy for the Thursday clap?"

Is it going to continue indefinitely?
If it stops, who decides that?

Well I have a proposal from the NHS worker's point of view.

[Twister @twistaemma]

@Lauradobb23 Did you get it?

[Twister @twistaemma]

@gethuel A curious history of sex by @k8_lister

[Twister @twistaemma]

@MittenDAmour Rose Berry Pannacotta

[Twister @twistaemma]

@Sara_Rose_G Chevron

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The people running the local park have had enough

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

Why has no one asked how the boy band Blue had the city on lock down by simply driving by in their low ride? Get these guys involved

[Twister @twistaemma]

@Lauradobb23 I'm sound ta, hope you are too! Fo sho! 👊
I'd made up my mind I don't wanna live here any more either! Got plans in place, then BLAM! Arsehole virus!🙄 xx