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@simonsarris Magnificent.

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I’d like to be a poet, see?
A Bob Frost kind of guy.
No rhyming doggerel for me.
Cherry muffin pie.

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@LeilaniDowding @kingkapoor72 Sure, kirpan in school. Just so long as MacKenzie can stick a dirk in his sock. Fair’s fair.

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@NahanniFinanci1 Please accept my sincere condolences.

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@NigelBest5 So long as the nose goes I’m sure he gets around fine.

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@NigelBest5 One of these days, Hop-along, one of these days you’re gonna really… never mind. On the bright side, you won’t be kicking yourself or anything else for a little while. Heartfelt wishes for a speedy recovery. ❤️‍🩹

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@RealJohnDios Why, JR, I’m surprised you’re not familiar with the California Mountain Crab, native to rustic cabins up and down the Sierra Nevada.
🏔️🏡🛌 🦀

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@LeilaniDowding This idyllic scene is only possible with good, solid, and no doubt pricey fences and enclosures.
There’s a lesson for getting along here.

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@dieworkwear Imagine the nocturnal visitors!
[creaky voice] “Where’s my brooch?” 👻

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@NigelBest5 Don’t know anything other than good gates = peace of mind.
Those are your welds, I presume? Do you have to paint that or does the steel develop a patina?
Is that a grease fitting?
They’ve thought of everything. What a wonderful time to be alive!

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@nealjclark1 Slaps roof. “Now this honey wagon will haul you straight to paradise a half hour before ol’ Scratch knows you’re dead!”

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@nealjclark1 Aww. Kitty’s mad cuz it’s broken now.
“I barf it up in your slipper 2-nite.”

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@JeffNBigsby Maybe a youngling. Ma wasn’t around to zip it open.

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@nealjclark1

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@attackackack @autozone Skip the middleman. Straight to alibaba.

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@NigelBest5 @2600Hz_ So much conduit and structured wiring system! Is this Switzerland?

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@nealjclark1 If I have it read my tweets I am now Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. I guess I’ll never know!

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@nealjclark1 Tyler Durden? Must be because I don’t use Grok all that much.

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@JeffNBigsby 🤔 wasn’t that thing designed for whomping out rhythm that could be heard between the brass and reed sections?

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@nealjclark1 High brass from the dawn of time. 😂
My grandma used to paint trays like that. Theorem painting, right?