the wulf of broad st.

pinoy performance artist

[the wulf of broad st. @twisted_genious]

go to the poop deli. order a lox bagel with a double scoop of poop on the side. Take a big bite. Leave at least a 25% tip. wash it down with a large iced-pee

[bruski🦎 @cookerbruski]

one jar can change your life

[the wulf of broad st. @twisted_genious]

ordering chicken parm, “spaghetti-sandwich”-style

[the wulf of broad st. @twisted_genious]

just teared up reading this

[Charli @charli_xcx]

<3 @lorde https://t.co/NWLKDoNMYT

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

You are absorbing more in a single day than your grandparents processed in a month. Notifications, opinions, outrage, disasters, advertisements, noise. Your nervous system was not built for this. The reset you're looking for isn't a supplement or more information. It's a walk without your phone. Dinner with no screen. A bedtime that respects you body. A pause for fresh air, sunshine, and laughter. Log off the internet more often. Your nervous system wasn't built to carry the weight of the whole world all day, every day. When you feel safe within yourself, you help others feel safe too.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when you realize that routines are actually rituals of devotion to yourself and your dreams, they become much easier to follow.

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

.@HunterBiden is a fucking poet

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.

Modern dating is so broken.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Tuning the girls to the win basketball station frequency with a few small twists

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

just walked by a spurs fan wearing a shirt that said “I ❤️ SA”

[yonepatchi✨ @Yonepatchi]

?

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[𝕵𝒶𝖈ℴ𝖇 🗿 @jakeoncomputer]

women be cutting burgers in half

[✧rachel✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

love is more common in this world than air & it will find us all

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[the wulf of broad st. @twisted_genious]

@wormbot97 no chance it backfires

[the wulf of broad st. @twisted_genious]

putting my ex who has me blocked on everything down as my emergency contact