Micky

Dad,grumpy,and hopefully a good friend?has got Imelda Marcos syndrome!

[Micky @twistedlemones]

https://t.co/HRp3wyvKZE

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@Morrisons saltbeef looked great!then opened the pack and felt totally ripped off! What do you think?

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Sorry kids got to leave X

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@AvantiWestCoast Hi, I have been charged twice, and they are both pending on my bank,and I have no ticket?

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@PHSOmbudsman can a NHS dentist tell you you will have to have a treatment carried out at a private dentist as they told you the procedure is a little "tricky"? Its a wisdom tooth removal.

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@bushontheradio Just give them one of your kidneys😆

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@JeremyClarkson Jez,do you think she sat at home,when she worked for the council? Pot calling kettle there sausage! Where you trying to hide your cash on a farm?

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@bushontheradio Everyone did in my year, woodwork teacher let us make them😁

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@FasilBalti They say the tentbox is the new dry robe? Works car park full of the pricks who never go anywhere!

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@Jimwhit69 @texastornado5 Yep mate its another fantastic northern triat that is passed down through osmosis🤣

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@CharlieM_OBE @WeFix_London When did they remake terrahawks

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@FoxesAfloat Yes, oil your beard, but its not such a faux pas scratching your beard than your balls in public😁

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@WHATSFORDlNNER Stunnin,red sauce chips,brown sauce corned dog! Bread and butter,jobs a goodun😁

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@davidvance Or dinghys

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@BladeoftheS wtf! The legal systrm need an oberhaul! Let a panel of every day joes oversee these court cases and yay or nay the sentence

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@VictoriaCoren Rank🤢

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@Plusnet seems like your social media person, CBA updating your X account😁

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@Lord_Sugar I agree, but there must be fail safes to protect people, we wouldn't let our pets suffer, but people want to prolong the suffering

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@Jimwhit69

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@Jimwhit69 He looks like a Yank with those dodgy white socks😁

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@Morrisons nothing better than your staff member checking her phone from, and replacing it in her bra pocket🤢 on a fresh produce counter🤬