Captain Danger DUH!!

I'm a educated moron, and have the IQ of a popsicle stick. I hate anybody who's more successful than I am. I'm a wannabe farmer. Parody. Magrath

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@luckycangus Fine demonstration of #DENIAL

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

Do you know the meaning of the rainbow? It stands as a promise that the world will be destroyed by fire #takejoyinthat #NationalComingOutDay

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@GeorgesLaraque Neither would interest me. Vegetables are for the weak and the Canadiens suck. #realmeneatmeat

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@GeorgesLaraque now this is truth not what you’re trying to sell.
'Take a Knee' is Total Bullsh*t https://t.co/L5KFHsN9Yd via @YouTube

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

Forwarded my video on the proposed tax changes to @JustinTrudeau 's office and this is the response I got.

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@DallasSansom If they grow right after you're done combining that's called #frickenawesome germation. #stanforduniverisitylogic

[The Mouth breethor @MouthBreethor]

Ring any bells
@BaldurBarons @farmermegzz @twistedmindfarm @Riversidebeef

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

I just woke up and my shorts are wet, oh boy, I think I just wet the bed. Hope the wife doesn't find out. I'll tell her I was sweating

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@spangelork I can't ever tell any face to face when they did something wrong. I take pictures and post them on twitter and then bash them with my tweeps

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@spangelork How do you know me, you are right I don't

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@spangelork And I'm not sharing my snack

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@spangelork I'm just a hater

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

@twistedironfarm I had grade 1 and 2 for 12 years...😇and then I went to university for another 4 to take up meds. Now I'm a farmer on meds. #anixiety

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

I'm on twitter now all day checking to see if I tweeted something new about myself

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

I'm ready for my afternoon snack and coffee #harvest17

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

☝look mom, dad an airplane

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

As longer as we keep taking our meds we'll have it made in life. #loversgonnalove https://t.co/cvpsv3Bz6t

[Sean 🚒Cap'n Danger @twistedironfarm]

You know you've made it in life when you get your own parody account #hatersgonnahate

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

I wish I could farm like those Hutterites, one day I'll be able when daddy gives me some money

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

This dam hutterite is driving a swather with an air conditioned cab. I bet it's payed for too. I'm so freaking jealous. #hutteritelife

[Captain Danger DUH!! @twistedmindfarm]

Look at this beauty, wish my Daddy would buy me one like that. #hutterite