TwistedGlamour

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What’s the best soup?

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@NoContextBrits The bag for life it's in

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@Tesco Whoosh delivery placed at 9pm, it was cancelled by yourselves at 00:40. Refund pending, should be instant. Second time an order has failed. Gesture of goodwill should be automatic too. Might try standard booking once more but Whoosh is appalling.

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@SoVeryBritish Fromage Frais!

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@SoVeryBritish Wake up in the mornin' wantin' me breakfast..... oh-oh Vitalite.

Um-Bongo Um-Bongo they drink it in da Congo

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@bevmitchell2801 @SoVeryBritish And the paper rubs on the wall before you use it. Grim.

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@VictoriaPlumUK But that contravenes my Consumer Rights - I have 6 months

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@VictoriaPlumUK Damaged flooring delivered. Due to large renovations, past 7 days to report - ridiculously short. Regardless of time, damaged before arrival. Photo evidence. Consumer Rights Ch 2, Sec 9. Happy for credit note. Online chat refuse to help, if you can get through...

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@buitengebieden English saying for "that's the last straw" is That takes the biscuit 😉

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@SoVeryBritish Fennel

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@SoVeryBritish "Tell your truth" and "have your back" Oh and YOLO, because apparently we now need a phrase for something we previously just did quietly.

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@SoVeryBritish Cucumber! 🤢

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@toria_noad @SoVeryBritish My friend has one called Barry F*cking Scott 🤣

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@SoVeryBritish Jarvis Cocker Spaniel

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@SoVeryBritish Sooo many! But Quarantine (then the Inquisitor, Out of Time and Vindaloovian)

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@RobbieNDevon @SoVeryBritish Especially When He's Marinated

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@RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp Ordered a birthday present for a friend. 2 days in a row I've had this: Your parcel has reached your local delivery office. We've received a request not to deliver mail to the property your item is addressed to today. Birthday missed. What's happening??

[Bargain Hunters @Bargains90]

Get ready for the better weather with this stunning rattan fire table set 😍

Perfect for when the better weather comes and it’s MASSIVELY REDUCED!

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@SoVeryBritish Rhubarb and Custard

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@SamSambaxter3 @SkyHelpTeam No, nothing yet. No details either.

@SkyHelpTeam what's the status and how much compensation do we get per day? 9 hours so far without service.

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@SkyHelpTeam is there an eta on the broadband outage in SW4? The service checker helpfully says "could be a couple of days" with no actual details.