Fatt Hardy

The original Fatt Hardy! Hitting the internet with a Twist of Weight and a Side (of Gravy) Effect, you guys better hide the french fries.

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Who wants the Fatt back?!

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I love Costco's savings when you buy in bulk!! Just got a great deal on mouthwash. http://t.co/N7LRg620

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Trashing my house is one thing, but spiking the Colgate? The Entity has gone too far this time.

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What's the difference between Lita and Reby? One was a whore for Edge, the other is a whore for attention. I'll drink to that!

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I love you, @rebysky. Thank you for taking & uploading sad pics of yourself in jail while I lay here drunk, dying, & scared to drop the soap

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Damn mouthwash. I really should've got spearmint flavor instead of peppermint. And also not dunked all that moonshine into it.

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So apparently rehab doesn't like it when you drink vodka out of mouthwash bottles.

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DAMMIT!!! http://t.co/SSnshn1t

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Just ate so much bacon, I may have eaten the entire pig. After rehab, I'm headed to reham.

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More FF: @Game_Not_Over1 @WWFRAWISWAR @Figh7heSky @Icey_darkness @Jay_Worrall @Andy_Capped @BroskiRomano @ArcheHamilton @TheShoreSlant

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#FF@CallingSpots @DeathProofDiva @PipeBomb101 @alWPWTom @WWECapshuns @boondocksMN @MrsHarrySmithh @CMPunkIsAGod @glassjaw02 @Marie7ification

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6 more and I reach 1,000! Followers? No, drug charges.

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I'd like to thank my rehab team for making me this great birthday cake.

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Dictacting tweets down the phone while in rehab. That's how you treat a lady, folks!

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So Rehab basically means I can't tweet, can't overeat, can't use my pills and can't drink. Might be time to make another Suicide video.

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@CMPunkIsAGod Great. So I hid your closet for the past six hours...and all for nothing.

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Just watching Luke Gallows old titantron on Youtube: http://t.co/lHwNoIas Was the producer trying to tell me something??

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All expenses paid vacation from WWE...the perfect punishment for 2 DWI's and a drug raid! And I avoid court and jail. Hence my smugness :)

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@IAmWWEman We tried that once. I almost made it to the top, but the pole bent in half and I squashed a large portion of Row 8.

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RT @Jay_Worrall @twistofweight < this page entertained me more in 5 minutes than @MATTHARDYBRAND has in the last 5 years. - thanks man