Steffen Mitchell

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[Leadership Excavator @LeaderExcavator]

The FDA recently reported that the number one way to maintain a healthy weight is to stop eating so much god damn food.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@notch So, by the roots of the word "reparing", we'll be. . .trimming off the excess parts of items. . .again?

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

I just managed to get back into my twitter. Never use a password system with capital letters, lowercase letters, numbers, and signs.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@notch Oh, great, Notch. That lighting glitch has been a pain in the ass.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@twistofweight I guess it depends on how fat, balding, lying, and drug-addled she is.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@twistofweight His face says "Damn it. Third time this week."

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@twistofweight Pathological fryer.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@notch I dunno, Notch. I kind of liked it. NOWHERE WAS SAFE!

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@TheRiseGuys Johnny Damon.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@twistofweight I'm really hoping this isn't all bullshit, and he's actually going to get his shit together, but my cynicism gets in the way.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@twistofweight At this point, I genuinely feel sorry for Matt. . .but I'm glad you don't. Keep em' rollin', Fatt Lardy!

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@notch icwutudidthar etc. etc.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@MATTHARDYBRAND I might rag on you a lot, Matt, but you were my hero as a child, and I hope so much that you sort ourself out, brother.

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

MY HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT- http://t.co/Ih3gxMye Definitely check it out. I hope it helps others open their eyes, look... http://t.co/JWZyruMy

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Uncle Tom's Cabin #TerribleNamesForAVagina

[Fatt Hardy @twistofweight]

Such different paths people take. Brock Lesnar left wrestling and went straight into UFC. I left wrestling and went straight into KFC.

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@k33la You're that tired of your hair already?

[Steffen Mitchell @Figh7heSky]

@twistofweight Don't pull your quad, bro.

[Bill Hicks @Bill_Hicks_RIP]

...."Hey...wait a minute.....there's one guy holding both puppets!!!"

[Bill Hicks @Bill_Hicks_RIP]

[ON AMERICAN POLITICS] "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs"...."Well I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking"....