Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸

I will follow simultaneous siplings.

👩‍👧‍👦 Gramma x 2!! ❤️‍🔥

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

What moronic psyop is this? I've literally never encountered this. My most romantic date was my then boyfriend calming a toddler with equally childish antics. I married him two weeks later.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

No one wants a romantic dinner ruined by a screaming child at the next table.

According to a new survey, 75% of Americans say restaurants should offer some kind of adults-only dining experience to avoid unruly kids.

That includes child-free sections, restrictions during late-night hours, and quieter dining environments focused more on the experience than family-friendly chaos.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

“You HAVE to wear an AIDS ribbon.”

“I have to?”

“Yes!”

“See, that’s why I don’t want to.”

[Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD @houmanhemmati]

🗳️ Many have been asking me describe the potential signature verification loophole for Los Angeles mail in ballots.

It says: “If a voter is unable to sign, the voter can make a mark witnessed by one person.”

Here, the person drew a happy face & “witnessed” it with a scribble. That scribble isn’t validated as being a real person. No name, nothing.

While a happy face may draw scrutiny, a plain line would not.

This could hypothetically enable mass harvesting where the voter never fills out, signs or even sees their own ballot.

We should be told how many ballots show up without the voter’s signature.

[Naval @naval]

The product is the mission.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

This is who we are up against.

These retards can't understand basic concepts. Her stupid smug face and neck say it all.

Of course more immigration means less housing availability, it's common sense you clown.

[AAGHarmeetDhillon @AAGDhillon]

Teamwork/dreamwork.

Ask yourselves — why does California (& many other states) hide their voter rolls from the federal government at the same time they gladly hand them over to liberal activist groups?!

🧐hmmm

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@JoshuaLisec Olallieberries?

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@libsoftiktok @kylenabecker Hope @DataRepublican can track his funding after he "drops out" next month.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@JoshuaLisec My alpha uber hetero man just said Bessent is a badass mofo.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Bessent exemplifies my favorite form of the political animal. He’s an articulate, clubbable, well-coiffed, bloodthirsty, savage beast. You love to see it.

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@michaeljknowles Funniest savage beast!

[Flopping Aces @FloppingAces]

These fucking people are losing their shit because someone finally wants to put a barcode on a ballot envelope and actually count what the mail delivers. That’s it. That’s the entire crime.

Schumer calls it voter suppression. Elias is throwing his usual tantrum in court like the professional obstructionist he is. Padilla is out here claiming millions of “eligible voters” will be magically disenfranchised because the Post Office might notice if ballots disappear.

These are the same people who spent years building and cheering ballot tracking systems when they controlled the rules. Now that a uniform standard might actually work against them, it’s suddenly the end of democracy.

They don’t want chain of custody. They don’t want sent-versus-returned reconciliation. They don’t want records that last five years and can be subpoenaed. They want the current sloppy, unaccountable mess exactly the way it is ... dirty rolls, ballots mailed to ghosts and double registrants, and no reliable way to prove how many actually came back.

That’s the quiet part they’re screaming about. They built a system where fraud is difficult to catch on purpose, and now they’re panicking that someone might install the most basic fucking receipt the mail has ever used for anything else. The fact that they’re this hysterical over barcodes on envelopes tells you everything about how comfortable they got with the blind spots.

These people don’t fear losing elections. They fear finally having to run them without the safety net of plausible deniability. And the louder they howl, the more obvious it becomes that the old way was working exactly how they wanted it to.
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[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@realcawthorn All of them, please.

[Gregory K Bovino @GregoryKBovino]

Here’s the good news about those hunger strikes at the detention facilities:

The detainees are self-lightening for deportation.

Think of it as a public service.

Lower body weight means less cargo mass, which means real savings on fuel and plane tickets back home.

At this rate, we might even turn a profit on removals!

Who says there’s no win-win in immigration enforcement?

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@TheBabylonBee Not the Bee approved.

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@ByronYork PPV it and solve the national debt.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Scott Presler needs to get to Los Angeles ASAP and ramp up voter registration for Spencer Pratt!

PLEASE make it happen 🙏🩷 @ScottPresler

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

We need a new decathlon. It’s a shame to see the world’s formerly most prestigious sport fade into complete irrelevance. People used to say the decathlon champion was the greatest athlete alive. Winners got rich and became household names.

But the current decathlon kinda sucks. It’s way too track and field focused, and it’s way too skills-based rather than athleticism-based. No normies have ever said to each other “Oh you think you’re a better athlete than me? How high can you pole vault and how far can you throw a discus?” When people talk about being the fittest person alive, they care about normal stuff you can do every day in any commercial gym, like how much you can bench or how fast you can run a mile.

But every attempt to create a modern alternative to the decathlon has been kind of lame. CrossFit is just HIIT slop, it doesn’t test real strength or endurance, and the games format changes every year. Normies don’t care how fast you can do Murph. And newer competitions like Hyrox are just running with a couple extra distractions that require no strength at all.

That’s why I think we need a true decathlon replacement. With simple events and simple scoring. 10 events focused on pure athleticism. 10 athletes per heat. 10 points for first place in each events, 9 for second, etc all the way down to 1 point for last.

I suggest we break the events down into strength, speed, and endurance.

3 Strength Events: Bench, Squat, and Deadlift.

3 Speed Events: 100M sprint, vertical jump, 50M swim.

3 Endurance Events: 1 mile swim, 25 mile bike ride, and 5 mile run (basically an Olympic triathlon).

All events should take place on the same day. Probably in the order listed, ending with the 5 mile run.

Whoever won THIS decathlon could truly call themselves the fittest person alive.

But that still leaves room for one more event. What do you guys think of this format? And if you like it, what should the 10th event be?

[Cathe Gordon, 🇺🇸 @twitcathe]

@romanhelmetguy 10. Pickleball

[Sharyl Attkisson 🕵️‍♂️💼🥋 @SharylAttkisson]

Perhaps David Bloom put it best. “When Scott Pelley gets in line at Starbucks and orders coffee, he doesn’t order what he really wants. He orders what he wants people behind him to hear him order.”