Duck 🦆

Twitch streamer: Youtuber: Banjo-Kazooie Speedrunner and musician living in Vancouver, Canada. he/him

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Offside?! Give me a break

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

I know soccer players fake being hurt a lot but that looks pretty damn painful ngl

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

This is truly terrible to have to watch 😢

Mbappe easily could have had a career ending injury and possibly even lost his life from this brutal assault. Look how much pain he’s in!

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Whoever came up with the idea of attaching a camera to a hummingbird feeder deserves to get her pussy ate.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Too soon Duolingo…

[Mobius Dick 🇨🇦 @MobyDickSpoiler]

People are being too pessimistic here. Yes, I get that the Netherlands are a really good team, but we could also lose to Morocco.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

YEAH BABY CANADA IS HERE TO STAY UNTIL WE GET KNOCKED OUT IN THE NEXT ROUND!

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

@Canucks @Rogers Can me and my girlfriend get a selfie? We’re watching how I met your mother right now and we’re in the member lounge lol

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

So one of the biggest most influential creators on youtube is hiring someone to come up with video ideas for him. Generational fall-off.

[Mo Syed @MoSyed110]

KSI+ is hiring a Curator Editor.

We’re looking for someone with elite YouTube instincts who understands KSI’s humour, personality, and audience better than almost anyone.

This role isn’t just about finding clips.

You need to be able to:
• Come up with original video ideas
• Find the funniest moments on the internet
• Spot trends before they blow up
• Understand what makes content go viral
• Know exactly what KSI and his audience will find entertaining

We’re looking for someone obsessed with YouTube & internet culture.

If you’re genuinely one of the best, email: [email protected] or reply here with your work.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Haaland is a fucking king lol

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

I love watching Japan play soccer. It feels like how the game should be played.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Canada has taken a lot of Ls this year. Fucked up the World Series, had a lousy Winter Olympics…. That soccer game makes up for everything I love Canada 😭😭

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

@TheActualPluto Pluto my man nothing can take away the memories of the glory years of twitch. 2016 - 2019 fucking legendary times bro all good things come to an end <3

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

I’m going to ____ ______

[Rick Dhaliwal @DhaliwalSports]

Pierre Dorion is a strong candidate to be named GM in Vancouver but he has not been hired.

Others on the shortlist have not been told they are out.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Boston fans be like

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

A hockey puck is a perfect circle, you can figure out where the top of it is, you can also see where the bottom of the red line is on either side of the skate. Whether it was called a good goal on the ice or not, there was proof the puck crossed the line, game ends either way.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Dodged. Maybe it’s time to dust off the old n64

[Ricky @ThaRixer]

It took me just over 3 hours, but today I named 1000 speedrunners.

I did not study/memorize anything before doing this run, chat was closed the whole time, there was no assistance whatsoever. All off the dome.

[trihex @trihex]

3740 days.

That’s how long I’ve been blessed with the presence of @blackantivenom in my life.

I have zero doubts in my mind; she is who I want to spend the rest of it with.

… And lucky me, she said yes!

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Pho

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

@SteeothJones @Xinustune3nokta Jon’s father is Rhaegar Targaryen, he doesn’t look like him at all either.

[Duck 🦆 @twitchduck]

Panalsexepsi

[Pepsi @pepsi]

What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?