Bri Law

Creating irony one tweet at a time. 💁

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

I find that my car is the optimal place to sing Sour by Olivia Rodrigo with the utmost melodrama.

My husband sitting next to me: 👁👄👁

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@nicole_carroz @jacketwithahood That's when you reply, so are you gonna pay all my bills related to having a child then?

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@jacketwithahood Bro, just @ me next time 🙃

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

As an adult, I determine my favorite seasons by when my electric bill is the lowest.

[. @tvisgreat]

This is Makhia Bryant

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@jacketwithahood I mean as long as its paired with low rise, flare jeans, it shouldn't be a problem. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

So our local Applebee's is straight up playing Bob Ross painting tutorials and I've never been more invested in chain restaurant TV.

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

Okay hear me out-

The Koolaid Man is canon in the Marvel comics

AND

We will sadly never get another Stan Lee cameo in the MCU

SO

This is my proposition to get the Koolaid Man to make cameo appearances in all MCU movies from here on out.

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

Me: vibing to Fearless (Taylor's Version) in my car, alone on my lunch break

My Co-Worker watching me in their car, alone on their lunch break: 👁👄👁

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@jaronmyers Maybe all our credit scores can be increased by 202.0 points???

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@Kay_Frayy I'll start calling President Frazier then 😂😂

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@jacketwithahood @kathrynruth32 You've unlocked a hidden memory

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@HaileyPelton I thought he was asked not to be there?

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

Y'all I am 24, I've had my driver's license for over 6 years now, I'm in a healthy, committed marriage.

Yet here I am simping over Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo like I'm 16 and just got my heart broken by a boy I thought was the one. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

Idk who needs this but

You don't need permission or to feel guilty about setting boundaries with people when it comes to politics.

If you don't want to follow them online or about it in person, that's 100% within your right. You're not a "snowflake" for setting boundaries.

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

"I think my eyelashes are long."

No.... 🤔💁🏽‍♀️

[Dae ✨ ⚢ @Artbaesel]

Happy chemicals and how to activate them.

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

"I don't really wanna think right now. I just want to drink my wine and be happy." - Justin

If that ain't the biggest last Day of 2020 mood, then idk what is

[Bri Law @twitrlessbri]

@jacketwithahood I used to do that before I discovered cold brew and I have seen the light and will never go back. 🙅🏼‍♀️