lament jackson

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

“It was a conspiracy”

My brother, you had Ayo Technology going up against I Wonder and Flashing Lights. You never stood a chance.

[Roger Wilco @RogerWilcoNH]

Perfection

[will @will_nba_hater]

My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades

[lament jackson @TwittierDrogba]

Same Darnold. SMH.

[- @ejxxii]

The vision cone was one of my earliest introductions to racism

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

It’s getting dark for the cowboys man 👀👀

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

You actually can’t make this up I’m crying 💀

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

And we're all thankful for that

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

[Skip Sayless 🏆🇹🇹🇭🇹♒️🗽 @travbryanmusic]

I’ll do you one better. Look at Lebron here 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Congrats Fever fans! You did it! You made your best player not want to return!

But it's okay: sounds like Sophie Cunningham might be coming back to score like 0 points in 20+ minutes per game. Bright times ahead!

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

If athletes create less value, then surely universities would be comfortable letting the free market decide, no?

[Shaun CHAMPION Geddes @iHateShaun]

Oh you’re late pal

[Brian Halloween @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

“How does it feel to celebrate with everyone?”

“I AM JAPANEESSSEEE!!!”

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[griselda. @ngatakis]

lookin like two types of dominicans

[lament jackson @TwittierDrogba]

Atlanta Falcons/United written all over this lol

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: England captain Harry Kane has raised the possibility that he could combine becoming a specialist NFL kicker with finishing his football career in Major League Soccer, playing the two sports simultaneously. https://t.co/LPjSmdpv7X

[lament jackson @TwittierDrogba]

I know son read this and was like

[Lufthansa @lufthansa]

@AQululu66418 We’ve already responded to you numerous times via DM on different social media platforms. The response isn’t going to magically change just because you’re asking the same question on X now. /Flo