Twizzlerificus Magnificus

Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctem, Carpe momento et cetera sequientur

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

Got rebooked on @Delta and of course they wouldn’t let me pick my seats so I got stuck at the back of the plane in the middle seat. First fought was then delayed so I couldn’t get to the gate for a better seat.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Ukraine has fired US-made long-range missiles into Russia's Bryansk region, Russian state media reports
https://t.co/brVyvgu2Wg

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Just a quick note here in advance of Trump and Musk crashing the economy in 2025: Trump voters are going to blame Democrats for that too.

Read up on fascism and cults and stop assuming we have a rational electorate that’s actually looking at economic indicators. It simply isn’t.

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

…Me flirting with my gf who loves fruit…

[Donna Brazile @donnabrazile]

I’m fine with Biden’s age because I’m fine with a President Harris. https://t.co/9e9xJv7Bm3

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“Pro-Life” Republicans are ok with letting a woman die from sepsis before they’ll let her have an abortion.

“Back the Blue” Republicans are ok with our Capitol Police being beaten, bear sprayed & tased.

“Support the troops” Republicans are ok letting a single Senator imperil our national security cuz he’s real upset by the idea of women having the right to bodily autonomy.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
The first time.

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

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[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

Amazing person also told me of a similar experience at @VenetianVegas! Send me your stories at [email protected]

#vegas #travel #tourist #CustomerServiceFail

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

@VenetianVegas is it in the Front Desk Manager SOP to ensure guests be made to feel inadequate? #vegas #VindictiveVenetian

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

Icing on the top! I told the @VenetianVegas staff that if their systems were compromised because I purchased it on their site, I’ve gotta notify my #corporateSecurity cause I work with #Government they now say I threaten legal action by saying I need to be sure.

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

@VenetianVegas … so… you want me to pay X (formerly Twitter) to get verified to be able to DM you?? Is this account even verified?

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

First time in #Vegas for my #birthday was met with the most uncompromisingly micro aggressive “manager” at @VenetianVegas he wouldn’t let me finish sentences and kept talking over me before dismissing my concerns regarding a failed gondola reservation. #VindictiveVenetian

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

I will take a minute to say @VenetianVegas has a golden gem in the form of Ronald at concierge. Working with him was the only time I felt any sense of #empathy or #concern #VindictiveVenetian

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

No #customer should ever be made to feel small when contacting @VenetianVegas staff for a legitimate #securityConcern in #vegas #VindictiveVenetian #CustomerServiceFail

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

Cont’d: After recreating the purchase, I was able to prove to the staff that it wasn’t a scam but @VenetianVegas just proceeded to dismiss me. I asked for a hotel manager at 10p but they said there wasn’t one but I think we all know that was a lie. #vegas #VindictiveVenetian

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

Get this, I made an gondola rsvp on @VenetianVegas experiences page and it got lost in the ether. Ultimately they said that @nationalparkexp was not a #Venetian domain so it looks like a #scam … turns out it is their third party vendor. #VindictiveVenetian…

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

I am sooo blessed to have had you in my life. Loving you made me into the BEST version of myself. Becoming your human was my canon event.

I love you Stella Bella Bear Smith!
R.I.P. my sweet pup.

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

Happy 15th Birthday to this lovely lady!

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

5th Year #RavenClaw #hogwartslegacy

[Twizzlerificus Magnificus @twizzlerific]

My little beauty!